the rest is confetti

you can’t escape supernatural in any way that matters

thinking bout 2019 and how i took her for granted

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

"subtext" and "buttsex" being anagrams of each other is an example of order and harmony in the universe

wow you got to the red stop light faster and more dangerously than anyone else. should we throw a party?? should we call nascar

I don’t understand why people who cannot accept any moral grayness or complexity decide to join fandoms for the most emotionally complex stories and then try to shame everyone there who actually is able to understand the material.

i'm re-watching gilmore girls for the 800th time and for the 800th time we were so robbed of a jess and paris friendship