Beachball Parade

My unwavering loyalty is constantly tested by your unfaltering stupidity

I wish I could just be my true self without it affecting my life and prospects

I opened up to a new friend and got hit with a diagnosis

I just got hit with the look of an OSHA inspector identifying a staircase without a railing

I am the champion of everyone I love but myself

I hate that I have a filter because, like, some of my funniest thoughts are the ones I don't say

Oh, to actually get out of bed in the morning

I love me that itchy feely that means I just ran a bath hot enough to soft boil myself