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Exploring Self-Spanking
The Self-Spanking Challenge is a series of posts, posted weekly, with the aim of encouraging the curious reader to explore and indulge in spanking activities, in the privacy of your own bedroom.
Weâll begin at the shallow end, with a few short writing assignments that will encourage you to put into words why spanking holds such fascination. Perhaps itâs the sensations, or imagining the erotic jeopardy of submitting to an authority figure, or maybe itâs a powerful memory from long ago, or something else entirely.
Later, as you become more comfortable with the sensations of spanking, the challenges will become more physical, introducing new scenarios and ideas for playing. Youâll always be in control, and you can skip any challenge you feel uncomfortable doing. And as youâre in charge, your bottom will only ever be as sore as you want it to be.
If you have an anonymous blog, Iâd strongly encourage you to post a quick write-up after each challenge. If you donât, Iâd still encourage you to write about the challenge, either in a private journal or document.
Ready to get started?
Here's the first 3 challenges...
Day 1 - The Fascination of Spanking
Day 2 - Choices and Consequences
Day 3 - Dressing Up
And for future posts, keep an eye on the tag #selfspankingchallenge ...
Eighteen Naughty Games
The full list of all 18 naughty games: a series of creative ideas for self-exploration and pleasuring; for those playing alone, together or with a long distance partnerâŚ
Inspections for Girls (433 likes)
Squirm (277)
Panty Pulling Chair (192)
Sensations (184)
Dildo Ritual (134)
Secret Reading (120)
Clothesline (119)
Ups and Downs (107)
Bottom Inspection (102)
Throne (78)
Naughty Panties(71)
Naked Reading (67)
Words (67)
Straddle (52)
Spanking Machine (37)
Figging with Ginger(30)
Wet Panties (20) [new!]
Drawing Lines [new!]
Enjoy!

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For the record, no, no it isn't.
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with that secret side of You
no one else knows
girls: spank me iâve been naughty
me: its okay we all make mistakesÂ
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April 8, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
It was brought to my attention by your neighbor, John Flink, that you have two garden gnomes on your front lawn that that were not approved by the HOA before installation. Please adhere to the guidelines (see Appropriate Lawn Decor on page 3) and remove them within five business days, or you will be fined.
Ellis Hills is a beautiful neighborhood, and we keep it that way by sticking to these rules!
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt, HOA President
  April 9, 2015
 Dear Mr. Kerin,
Mr. Flink emailed me this afternoon and informed me that there are now five gnomes on your front lawn. He also said that they are all facing his house.
 I donât know three extra gnomes showed up (unless theyâre breeding LOL), or why they are now facing his house. But please be advised that you are now in violation of our Allowed Quantities of Lawn Decor rule (see page 7).
You have four days until you are fined. Please address this issue ASAP.
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt, HOA President
 April 10, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
I drove by your house this morning on the way to drop my children off at school and saw your lawn. There are now over a dozen garden gnomes in your yard, all facing Mr. Flinkâs house. A few of these have been placed in sexually suggestive positions. I do not think garden gnomes come in these positions, which means that someone (Iâm not saying you) placed them as such. Regardless, they violate the boardâs rule on Appropriate Lawn DĂŠcor Positions on page 9.
Mr. Henrys, you have three days left to comply with the boardâs rules, or you will be fined.
Are you getting these emails?
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt, HOA President
 April 11, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
I was emailed a picture of your lawn this morning by your neighbor John Flink, and was surprised to find that there are now close to thirty gnomes in your lawn. Not only are they all staring directly at his house, they are now also sexually explicit. After a quick Yahoo search, I could not find any store that sold such âX ratedâ gnomes. This gives me the impression that you made them yourself.
Mr. Kerin, I donât know where youâre getting the time or the money to create these monstrosities, but they will not be tolerated. We have children in this neighborhood.
Please be advised that you have two days left before incurring fines.
FYI you are now also in violation of our Sexually Explicit Lawn DÊcor rule on page 17. Until today, I was not aware this rule even existed.
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt, HOA President
April 12, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
I was woken up by a phone call from John Flink at 6AM this morning. He was threatening to call the police. We have never had the police called in this neighborhood. Not even once. I calmed him down and went over to see what the problem was.
Mr. Kerin, the only time Iâve ever seen an orgy was in the movie Caligula but the scene your gnomes depict on your front lawn makes Caligula look PG. The gnomes are in positions I havenât ever even imagined, and even if I could have imagined them, I wouldnât have done so with gnomes!Â
There are over one hundred of them. I could barely see any grass through the limbs and appendages of the disgusting little men.
One gnome in particular is wearing a shirt that says âJohn Flinkâ on it and it is wearing a horse mask. Two other gnomes are treating him like a horse.
This is in direct violation of an HOA rule that the HOA just decided to make. Please see Sexually Explicit Depictions of Neighbors as Lawn Decor in the new edition of the HOA guidelines attached as a PDF.
You have until tomorrow, Mr. Kerin. Also, John Flink has called a lawyer.
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt, HOA President
April 13, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
I donât know how you did it, but thank you for removing all of the gnomes. Iâm glad we could avoid getting the authorities involved!
Since you managed to do it before five business days, there will be no fine, just a warning.
As a reminder, please do not place any decorations in your yard without direct approval from the board.
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt, HOA President
 April 14, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
It was just brought to my attention that there is a bright pink decorative flamingo in the middle of your front lawn.
I have also been informed that this lawn flamingo is wearing a thong.
If you do not remove this flamingo within five business days, expect a follow up from Kelly Lawson, as she is taking over as HOA President. As of today I have resigned.
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt
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An apology and confession
So it wasnât till I found out a little earlier today that some things that I posted ended up on the wrong blog. I felt I should fill you in on who I am since some of you are starting to ask advise.
My name is Mike I have a personal Blog (itâs mostly politics and opinions) over at PFCAnimal.tumblr.com You can check it out if you want, or could ignore it, either way works for me.
I want you to know this though. I want this Blog to be as unbiasedly informative (and sexy) as possible. thats why I try to keep the two separate, but sometimes mistakes happen.
Fourteen Naughty Games
Fourteen creative ideas for self-pleasuring and play, ideal for those wanting to explore kinky activities. They can be played alone or together, or even with a long distance partner.
#1 -Â Squirm
#2 -Â The Panty Pulling Chair
#3 -Â Ups and Downs
#4 -Â Clothesline
#5 -Â Dildo Ritual
#6 -Â Naked Reading
#7 -Â Secret Reading
#8 -Â Throne
#9 -Â Straddle
#10 -Â Sensations
#11 -Â Words
#12 -Â Spanking Machine
#13 -Â Inspections for Girls
#14 -Â Bottom Inspection
Enjoy!
I have a question. My girlfriend's very into being handcuffed to the bed, and we've enjoyed it many times. Unfortunately, I've just moved rooms and me new bed has a solid cushioned headboard instead of metal bars, meaning I can't handcuff her to it. Do you know if there is anything we can buy or construct to still be able to use handcuffs on the bed?
off the top of my head, two ideas come to mind. first there is a products made to go under the mattress to restrain both hands and feet. a google search for âunder mattress strapsâ or âunder mattress bondageâ would probably bring back 2 dozen or so of such products. if its strictly for role playing, and she doesnât ever really pull that hard, it should work nicely (most of these products are kind of cheap and I wouldnât trust them to fall apart, but Iâm a bit extreme)
if you are a bit handy, a ratcheting tie down for a truck could easily be hooked to itself in a loop and tightened down quickly around the bed post as well as removed for discreetness, and then you could attach the hand cuffs to that.
similarly if you are good with knots, a crowâs hitch or lark head could be rapped around the head board with the lead pointing down the mattress, and then tied either into a double slipknot you could run the cuffs to.Â
Iâve been meaning to post more about knots on this blog so people can learn a little something more about the bondage bit, but I admit, Iâve been slacking. hope this helps.

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can we just like, all agree to boycott tumblr for 24 hours to show the staff that weâre pissed about the update? because they have to track usage and stuff like that, and I feel like it would send a pretty big message if enough people did it. like nothing fancy, just donât use tumblr from 12:00am to 11:59pm, one whole day of nothing, not even mobile blogging. maybe set up one queueâd post explaining why youâre boycotting (so anyone that doesnât get the memo would know whatâs up) but other than that maybe even stop queues (just for the day) to help send the message.
Iâd propose Wednesday, September 9th as the day. Thatâs one week after the update, one week to give it a try, one week to show the staff that weâre not just overreacting to change (the way people are apt to do on the internet) but are serious about not liking the way theyâve changed our blogging experience. That also gives us a week to get this post around the site: long enough to spread it around, but not so long that people forget that weâre going to do this. Maybe set a reminder on your phone or computer so that you donât forget. Iâll be posting in the tag #updateboycott throughout the week for general reminders and to answer any questions/suggestions.
And please, reblog this. The only way this will work is if enough people see this post and participate to make a difference.Â
so tl;dr: hate the update? join the boycott of tumblr on Wednesday, September 9th from 12:00am to 11:59pm by just not using tumblr that day.Â
Thanks.
also: different timezones are a thing, so wouldnt it be ultra cool if we all agreed on 24 hours in the same timezone? so it really makes the biggest possible impact?
I realized that after I made the original post. The boycott will begin at midnight on the american east coast, which means:
9pm Sept 8th PST (US & Canada West Coast)
10pm Sept 8th MDT (US & Canada Mountain)
11pm Sept 8th CDT (US & Canada Central)
12am Sept 9th EST (US East Coast)
5am Sept 9th GMT (England)
6am Sept 9th CET (Central Europe)
1pm Sept 9th JST (Japan)
3pm Sept 9th NZST (New Zealand)
1pm, 2:30pm, and 3pm Sept 9th (Australia)
thanks to everyone whoâs pointing this out, please try to reblog this with the times on it!
Been reading ur blog. U need to stop calling urself a dom. All this lovey crap makes real doms sick. A sub is not for respecting and loving. A sub is for using and thats what they like. Its fine that u love ur girl, just dont call urself a dom. Real doms show dominance, use there sub and leave her laying like the cunt slut she is. Bein all sweet, and all that does is give her power over u, which makes u not a dom.
Hi there, Anon. I almost didnât even dignify this with a response, but I think youâve actually given me a good opportunity to say something that new doms need to know, so kudos to you.Â
First and foremost, letâs establish something right here and now: You donât get to tell me what I am, and you are damn sure not the leading authority on what does and does not constitute a dominant. For the record, I didnât wake up one day and decide to be a dom. I never even thought of myself that way until I met belovedsangi 10 years ago. I always had the characteristics of a dom, sure, but I didnât ever put that title on myself. That title was given to me by my submissive. SHE is the one who wanted to call me Master, and Sir, and sometimes Daddy. I never told her to do these things. But of course, you probably think I am making my point for you and that if I were a REAL domly dom, I wouldâve demanded those things.Â
And thatâs where you have a fundamental issue understanding the meaning of the title. So let me help you with that.Â
A dom does not demand respect. He conducts himself in such a way as to be worthy of respect.Â
A dom does not bark commands. His presence is such that he can seduce and command with nothing more than a glance.Â
A dom does not raise his voice. He is the kind of man who gets what he wants without needing to.Â
A dom is not a braggart. He is possessed of a calm, quiet confidence that is evident in his demeanor, the way he walks, the tone of his voice, and all other aspects of him.Â
A dom understands balance. He knows that while a firm hand and discipline are critical in this type of relationship, knowing when to be gentle and understanding is every bit as important.Â
A dom is a gentleman first and foremost. That doesnât necessarily mean that he is a fancy man who values the finer things in life, but he does understand manners and protocol. He opens the car door for her. He orders for her if she is having trouble deciding. He treats strangers with courtesy and respect.Â
A dom is a protector. He makes sure that his submissive feels safe and protected at all times. This means so much more than just telling her you will protect her. A dom shows her. He keeps a hand on her shoulder or on her waist in crowds so she doesnât get nervous. He sleeps on the side of the bed closest to the door so that he is always between his submissive and an intruder. He walks on the side of the sidewalk closest to the street so that an errant vehicle will hit him before his submissive. If anything or anyone should threaten his submissive, he must be prepared to fight for her with the ferocity of an alpha wolf.Â
A dom earns her submission. It is not a thing to be demanded, expected, or assumed. And he continues to earn it, each and every day. Â
A dom values her submission. Fully submitting your will and trusting your body and well-being to someone takes a kind of strength most canât imagine, and a dom never loses sight of that.Â
A dom understands that being a dominant is 10% privilege and 90% responsibility. He is literally taking her life into his hands. He is accepting the most sacred and important thing she has to give. He is taking her burdens and bearing them as his own, always, every day.Â
A dom is consistent. He understands that he canât just be her protector, lover, confidant, master, etc. when he feels like it. There will be days when a dom is tired. There will be days when he is stressed. There will be days when he is broken. On those days, it is more important than ever for a dom to show his submissive that he is still everything she needs him to be.Â
So what does it mean, then, to be a dom? I get the feeling that you, anon, would say that itâs all about making her kneel, having your way with her, shouting orders and using her. Helpful hint: Any jackass can buy himself a whip and bark commands. Thatâs not a dom. Donât get me wrong, I do absolutely have my way with belovedsangi. I love it when she kneels. I love the kinky, rough, mind-blowing sex we have. I love to dominate her in the bedroom. But for every moment of that, there are a hundred moments of holding her, of talking to her, laughing with her, gaming with her. There are a hundred moments of making her feel safe when she is afraid, giving her confidence when she is unsure, comforting her when she feels troubled. Those are all things that a dominant does too.Â
I love my submissive more than I love oxygen. I love my submissive with a fire that can never be extinguished. I value her and respect her in every way. I treat her like a queen and fuck her like a slave. These things donât make me weak. They donât make me less of a dominant. These things make me stronger than you can possibly imagine. There is nothing quite so formidable as a dominant who has found the perfect submissive to fuel his fire. Never will you see anyone love so strongly or fight so fiercely.Â
Bottom line, Anon, is this: you sound like a boy playing at being a man. You decided one day that you were sick of women having willpower and a voice of their own, so you decided to call yourself a dominant and seek out some weak-willed submissive who wouldnât talk back to you or stick up for herself. You are not a dom. You are a jackass with a whip. Classic case of toodomforyou.
Anon reminded me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpznoX7fGi4Â , and I say bravo to lovemysub! Sadly not enough people realize what a real bdsm relationship looks like, they only see it as a bunch of yelling and kinky sex.
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Bwahaha⌠the youtube link rocks!
Just I case there was ever any debate about what a "real (tumbly) Dom" is and isn't.