great believers

can my emotions like...... do a facemask and calm down

just overheard a little girl ask her father if I am a boy or a girl and all he said was “some people have bodies”

Assigned Corporeal At Birth

I have decided to reject gender and become ethereal

i am a PUNK i eat CEMENT for BREAKFAST and 𝕤𝕚𝕞𝕡𝕝𝕪 𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕙 𝕥𝕠 𝕗𝕖𝕖𝕝 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕦𝕔𝕙 𝕠𝕗 𝕒𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕙𝕦𝕞𝕒𝕟 𝕒𝕘𝕒𝕚𝕟

me: wow i woke up pretty early for once! i have so much extra time to d- me: *goes back to sleep*

I act like this because I was raised by fairies

cute date idea: we steal traffic cones together and barricade your mean neighbor’s driveway with them

cats have to be very small but they are allowed to do as many crimes as they want. that’s the deal they made with god