holding my breath

you’re the reason i smile on the days when i can’t imagine ever smiling again

*seductively slips into existential melancholy*

I didn’t know double texting was such a big deal?? I have a lot to say

This is the FOURTH time the apartment across the hall has blasted Mr. Brightside. What are they doing

Just fine.

How did they end up like this?

There are people who are eating Fruity Pebbles that have no idea that the mascots had their own cartoon series

It’s a thankless job, sending awful images to my friend to make them curse me out. But someone has to do it

im  a nice person but im about to start throwing rocks at people

bitches see a text and are like ‘ill reply when i have the social and emotional energy for it’ and then forget about it for a week....anyway i’m bitches

I think the key to a happy life as an adult woman is to channel your inner weird little girl and make her happy