emily

sometimes it feels like one direction was a fever dream 

HE HAD TO GIVE IT TO EM

i’ve never done meth but i was a one direction fan during summer 2012 which honestly may be the same thing

THIS IS EVERYTHING

THE GUY IN THE COWBOY HAT IS DICK CHENEY

honestly though that’s all Dick Cheney will ever amount to “the guy in the cowboy hat”

Omg

These are like renaissance paintings 

ellen degeneres is turning 60 years old this week and i’m not sure how to process that information like…. i never knew how old she was and i never really thought about that fact that she has an age…. i feel like she just exists on this planet as an ageless entity

movie award season is literally the only time of year i truly feel alive. i have a LOT of opinions about a bunch of films i have never watched and never intend to and you’re gonna hear ALL of them 

I feel called out.

#fina sent this to me and said “THIS IS THE DOUCHIEST TED TALK OF ALL TIME”#and she is – as always – SO CORRECT#CHAD is still a portfolio manager at goldman sachs BUT#when he’s not interrupting meetings by brandishing a tequila bottle and screaming “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!”#has branched out into giving what jezebel has called “the douchiest ted talk of all time”#it is titled “UNLEASH YOUR INNER ALPHA: HOW TO STOP BEING A BETA BITCH AND START RULING THE WORLD”#and features such winning slides as “GRAB THE WORLD BY THE PUSSY” and “THE POWER BELT: ACCESSORIZE YOUR WAY TO THE TOP”#niall#1d#follow for more niall horan imagines ™ via clarz

assert your dominance by calling your friends by their student ID number