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i really enjoy the grimace on dentists faces when they have to tell me my teeth are in excellent shape after i told them i brush my teeth "never- maybe once or twice a year"

I'm like if you gave a prey animal a knife

i love lesbianism this is so fun

gay porn is so cool. i think it's really neat that there are always boys putting their penises inside of each other. world peace

sometimes when you are the right amount of drunk or stoned, drinking can feel like a prayer. not just alcohol, but any drink. i poured myself apple juice and heard God say "drink deeply, of the waters" and that sacred ichor felt like taking Communion, drinking of the sage bourbon

horny but in like a sensory seeking kind of way

masochistic but its because im so understimulated i need to get my ass beat

autistic fight club when