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ive been hyperfixating on cookie odyssey ever since i started playing crk and when i tell you your blog is like an oasis in a desert being STARVED of any cookie odyssey content. cookie odyssey is genuinely so dark and so deep i'm so glad someone is recognizing this ... also i saw you doing madeleine headcanons so would you mind if i asked for some clotted cream headcanons? he's been my favorite character since FOREVER i'm not normal about this man. your blog is so underrated uhh you're so cool please don't go bald
Im glad you love my blog and my Cookie Odyssey/Créme Republic centric posts im SO NORMAL and NOT AT ALL DERANGED abt them and i promise i wont go bald 🥀 (it's midterms rn for me tho so there wont be many drawings for the time being, which makes me SICK the Cookie Odyssey brainworms are STARVING but ALAS ‼️)
With the Clotted Cream headcanons,,, Idk if i have any new things to add to his character unfortunately, mostly because his character is very front and center on the story to the point that it'd be literally insane if anyone misinterpreted his character completely 🧍♂️ everything is very out there, including his relationship w his "parents" (Custard is NOT HIS FATHER FIGURE HE'S JUST SOME GUY!!!! JUSTICE FOR LIGHT CREAM COOKIE..... who is not even present for most of his life, against both of their wills 😭😭😭😭😭)
I already mentioned this before in a previous post (albeit hidden in tags) but Clotted Cream is the youngest character among the entire Republic cast in my head, NPCs included, to further push the narrative that this incredibly young man is carrying the WEIGHT OF THE WORLD on his shoulders, and was probably already groomed from an even younger age in preparation for his current position (and the rest are older than him because ougghhhh... imagine Espresso having to live like That for even longer than he already has to...... working for the Institute while living and being treated like that this whole time 🥀 Im surprised neither Clotted Cream or Espresso had a single burnout-related crashout in canon cause their shoulders must've been cracking at this point 🧍♂️🧍♂️)
oh and House Custard being a military oriented family too, and what Custard Cookie is like...... Clotted Cream has no childhood at all fr
He's probably not even allowed to be a child, let alone be his own person if his interests and identity contradicts Custard's idea of who he should be as a member of House Custard (but also that man doesn't even see him as his own son so fuck him honesty i hate him. Seeing the child you took in as nothing more than an "investment" is genuinely evil.... and the manipulation he's doing to BOTH Clotted Cream AND LIGHT CREAM. like that man singlehandedly altered their brain functions for the maximum output of insecurity and lack of self worth possible so that this mother and son doesn't seek each other out EVEN IF THE CIRCUMSTANCES ALIGNED FOR IT TO HAPPEN ‼️ IVE NEVER HATED AN NPC SO MUCH‼️‼️)
To me, he's like the stuck-up rich kid with strict controlling parents stereotype in fiction, which i dont mind btw, but the fact that he's been groomed since a young kid to be a politician whether he wants to or not is also so sad... cause you can't easily walk out of that position without plunging your kingdom into an economical and political chaos (forget money and property or whatnot, that shit could cost people their lifes!). If he's not imprisoned by Custard's and the Elders' expectations of him, he's still imprisoned by his duties and his own people—which is worse because despite some of his less admirable actions, he genuinely cares about the Republic, i think. He just has so much to manage already and his attention is always divided because of it, preventing him from giving it his all even if it's just into a handful of things and requiring him to give up some aspects of his own personal life to make room for even more work-related things.... The end justifies the means but the cost was the people around him and also himself... 🥀🥀
I have a worse interpretation of his character as a young politician where he's just following Custard's orders and teachings and that he doesn't really know how to actually do right by the Créme Republic from his own personal perspective and beliefs since he's been groomed by him anyways. He only knows that he must do right by the Republic, while mistaking his obedience, conformity, and the Elders' authority for it, even if their authority are still susceptible to their own personal agendas that doesn't always serve the Republic....
...but I will be nice to him.... like how the saving grace headcanon i have for Espresso's character is that he actually enjoys his work despite his work for the Republic tends to either go unnoticed if it's not remarkable, be rewarded with a ceremony or an award while still being underpaid if he had a breakthrough, or have it be used against him if he refused to comply 💔 in my head, despite his imperfections, despite everything, Clotted Cream knows and is still willing to do right by his people and carry the burden 💛
I like to imagine that due to his position and strict house rules, he'd sneak out at night when the city has quieted down for the day, and abandon his duties for just a brief moment, either so he could enjoy the fruits of his own labor (even if most of the stores there already closed at that time but atleast people wont immediately recognize him as the consul) or just so he could experience what living like a normal citizen would be like. Whether it's so that he, as the consul, doesn't lose touch with his own people and kingdom or if he simply yearns for a simpler life free of such burdens is up to your interpretation of him 💛 either way he's still experiencing all of these as Consul Clotted Cream Cookie of House Custard and of the Créme Republic, not as Clotted Cream Cookie. It's the closest thing to normalcy he could ever afford.
I also don't think he's elected fairly by the Elders either if his "father" is Custard Cookie who, based on what i've seen of the Convocation of Elders, seems to be the one with the highest authority or atleast someone with the biggest influence and military power despite the Elders supposedly being equal to one another (which they aren't. even the Elders aren't immune to power dynamics i guess)
im also assuming the votes only involves the Elders and didn't include the Republic's own people. Highly doubt they care who's president as long as they still get to live lavishly btw, and the poor and minorities be damned ‼️😔
I could do a whole essay on the visual design of the Créme Republic's upper city on itself btw, cause not only is it so obviously the rich people's city with how deceptively pristine it is in appearance, as if theyre completely clean and exempt from the sins of neglecting the poor to die—they're also LITERALLY BUILDING OVER THE LOWER CITY ‼️‼️ they really said Fuck the poor they dont even deserve sunlight 😭😭😭😭 if you cant catch up with capitalism, you die!!!
He's also French in my head, along w the other vanillian descendants of the Créme Republic, because:
The visual design of the overall Créme Republic that, to me as a fine arts major, is very reminiscent of paintings that stemmed from the Renaissance era (the Renaissance era itself happened in Italy but im talking about the art movements tied to that era, like baroque, rococo, neo-classism, etc. the ones stereotypically associated to France) and
I love the Créme Republic so much, i love thinking about it. My favorite kingdom ever! For all the wrong reasons!! Might use them as a subject for a research paper i should've been working on because they're a legible subject of research due to the Renaissance inspired design, funnily enough 🔥
The secondary themes of the Créme Republic is colonization, with the vanilla cookies basically pushing the natives of the land, the sea cookies, aside. Both of those reasons can be applied to the British as well tbh, just replace the Renaissance era paintings with paintings that stemmed from the worries and anxieties caused by the Enlightenment era/Industrial Revolution and the burgeoning Capitalism (Romanticism and Realism, Impressionism and Expressionism, etc) and youre good to go with an equally strong argument for it, but the reason why i stand by French Clotted Cream is because
Most of the cast are based off French desserts. Clotted Cream, Custard, Light Cream, and Vanilla Sugar... they usually go w the French pastries and bread. Sablé, Canelé, Mille-Feuille, Financier, and Madeleine are whole ass French pastries as well! (Baumkuchen is apparently a German cake but im not excluding him 💛 Germany is where the "Sturm und Drang" movement came from—Germany's very own Romanticism art movement ‼️)
I'm also just realizing now that that one-off dialogue where Clotted Cream asked literal child GingerBrave what the "median income of GingerBrave's kingdom is", which i initially found so out of pocket that it's so fucking funny, could also be a hint to Clotted Cream's own childhood... which is most likely to be nonexistent if he's already groomed to be a politician since a young age 💔 that's crazy!!!
Anyways that's all i have to say about him for now, i hope i did your pathetic sopping wet cat blorbo justice 🙏🔥
Also, Liar by The Arcadian Wild and Asleep by Sleeping At Last are so Clotted Cream coded 🔥 give it a listen if you haven't already!!! I will not stop spreading my "The Arcadian Wild and cookies" agenda and Sleeping At Last propaganda
this is an ESSAY/vpos greatest response i could ask for🙏 (i really hope you don't mind my response yap LMAO)
honestly if Clotted Cream ever does become relevant again i hope he has the BIGGEST crashout imaginable because my guy deserves one.
He DEFINITELY was not elected fairly LMAO. i think the Elders (if they were the ones electing) did it more in fear of House Custard's power than actually believing they would make good leaders.
I'VE ALWAYS SEEN COOKIE ODYSSEY AS AN ALLEGORY FOR COLONIALISM !!!! Clotted Cream being claimed to have 'bridged the gap between the two sides of the Republic', but the colonized still living in poverty, is very similar to what happens in real life a lot. literally 'offering their technology and culture to the sea cookies in return for land' IS EXACTLY WHAT THE BRITISH DID!!!! And it slowly turns from simple trading to establishing factories to taking control to oppressing the natives !!!!!! (my country was an awful victim of the british' shenanigans and is still in poverty due to it so i suppose my ancestors' anti-colonialism genes are locked in LMAO) (also didn't elder custard LITERALLY call captain caviar the equivalent of slurs towards the sea cookies IN THE MIDDLE OF THE COUNCIL MEETING??? how is this mf still in charge dawgg... just goes to show that the other Elders are too scared of him to say something. captain caviar is literally holding up the Republic like atlas holding up the world on his shoulders keep pushing man this whole city is counting on you)
Clotted Cream is SUCH a realistic representation of an abuse victim- and i feel like that's why the fandom hates him so much. they see a victim who is complex, who is morally gray, who does NOT fit their stereotype of an 'uwu hurt precious cinnamon roll munchkin' abuse victim in their head, and freak out- only because his abuse did not leave him room to be a good person. they support abuse victims until they turn out to be inherently bad people as a consequence.
there's also this one moment in a livestream with Clotted Cream's VA in it- he was in-character reading a tweet that told clotted cream to get therapy. it's all silly and funny but he does say something akin to 'I'll consider it when my work is over... but it is never over...' which is SAD. devsisters RELEASE THIS MAN. give him a BREAK. therapy break. financier as his therapist. release him.
the Republic literally building OVER the Lower City has GOT to be a metaphor for something. attempting to cover up their dirty actions with a hollow mask of greatness and modernity? yep.
I've always headcanoned Clotted Cream as a brit who just happens to be fluent in french- though i wasn't quite thinking of the whole colonist thing at first, he just gave off those vibes LMAO (he asks oyster cookie for tea in chapter II). I feel like he definitely swears under his breath in french whenever he's pissed off in public.
the whole 'clotted cream doesn't know anything about politics and is just following elder custard' theory is so sad and so dark but it also made me think of elder custard saying 'ok clotted cream cookie now oppress the second working class'/ref.
ahhh andd the dialogue with gingerbrave thing made me remember how Custard III wants to rule a kingdom despite being like 10 years old- I wonder what Clotted Cream thinks of that? I see Custard being jealous of Clotted Cream because he gets to rule at such a young age while everyone tells him he'll need to wait a long time, and Custard complaining that he wants to be in control of a kingdom now, and Clotted Cream going 'oh it is NOT worth it man. don't do it.' I love Clotted and Custard's dynamic. give us more of it please.
one thing that's been on my mind for a WHILE is, if the Republic is an allegory for a fucked up capitalist society, I see Light Cream as a representation of the subtle misogyny that thrives in MOST of these types of high societies. being forced to solely bear the weight of House Scone's collapse ?? not being able to see her son because his father thinks he's the only one he needs to raise him ??? yep. (elder custard is the whole package dawgg racist misogynist colonist abuser can we just go back to the Vanilla Kingdom's collapse and convince premier custard cookie to throw the damn child into the flames 🥀)
his relationship with Espresso interests me SO MUCH because like. they're both victims of the system. they've both suffered a LOT because of it. but they're on complete opposite ends of the spectrum. the system takes advantage of both of them very similarly but still differently enough that they are wired to be at each other's necks (mostly Clotted Cream being at Espresso's neck..) sighhhh doomed capitalists who are achingly similar but achingly different save me doomed capitalists
random ass headcanon but he mentions having a 'green thumb' in cookie odyssey so i DEFINITELY see him having a garden tucked somewhere in the Republic. One little passion Elder Custard and the Convocation hasn't taken away from him. he is definitely the BIGGEST nerd about them LMAO. he's never really had friends before so the moment Financier (who's kind of the first person who's been nice to him without using him) showed interest in it he spent like 3 hours yapping about each of his plants and the history behind them. And giving some to Light Cream once they reunite.
I WILL GIVE THOSE SONGS A LISTEN DEFINITELY !!! My own Clotted Cream coded songs i've thought of are uhm.. like half of every marina and the diamonds song.. canary in a coal mine by the crane wives... disobedient from steven universe... and top of my school by katheryn lynn-rose :D (bonus never love an anchor by the crane wives for light cream. like its literally about a mother giving her son up for adoption release me)
okay my yap is over i love all these theories/headcanons/analysis/whatever you've replied with here !! you HAVE done my pathetic wet cat being hit by tomatoes justice
new detailed 4k ultra HD 1080p 40 minute long cutscene of light cream cookie hitting elder custard in the ribcage with a metal bar while pure vanilla cheers her on when
also transgender clotted cream is real i'm devsis trust (whether transmasc or transfem is up to interpretation LMAO he's so squishy he fits into both)
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we ride the wind to a place beyond time / if i'm with you, this is love
bwuhh that one mizisua scene in karma but its silentfaerie... i was just thinking like Hm. That line about rehearsing for your death could fit and it went downhill from there... smth smth silent salt realizing he was doomed like the other emissaries and it was only a matter of time... i wonder how elder faerie felt ab that am i Right
side note but karma is such a good song waauughgh. admittedly im not. a Huge alien stage fan by any means but i love this song.... ueueue....
pretend the frames are 1:1... refs below (cw for the last frame, artistic nudity)
i believe in espresseleine but hear me out when i say they hated each other at first (yes madeleine too)
somethinf something.... suffering under the same system in different ways, and resenting one another (AT FIRST!!) for the shortcomings of that system. idk. i think im just delusional at this point
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what the fuck. what the fuck devsisters. i downloaded your game. i played your update. and this is how you repay me. silentfaerie gang wins but at what cost. devsis you sick fucks. YOU DOOMED THE YAOI I'VE BEEN PINING FOR SINCE JULY 💔
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ok but seriously what happened to the Avatar after premonition of doom. did it disappear?? is it still in the cathedral?? did it breach containment?? actually no i really hope it hasn't breached containment that would be scariest plotline imaginable
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