Chevsky

After a break, you can get back to work

Imagine this: a meeting of the top executives of a super-corporation, discussing the loss of technology that was accidentally sent to a useless planet. One of the employees turns on the "Experiment" presentation, and a video plays: an Expie with a body camera exits the landing capsule and immediately finds a box containing a bottle of high-quality bleach. Without hesitation, he drinks it in one gulp and falls dead. There is an awkward silence in the conference room. The CEO, sitting at the head of the table, interrupts the silence. "We need to send another 200,000 Expies to this planet by the end of the week. Do you understand?"

If scientists ever descend to this planet, the only thing they will find is a bunch of Expie's who staged the Hunger Games for the last barrel of fentanyl.