Cute Trash

Happy Easter everybody

Every single Easter you monsters give me a million notes on this post

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

This is funnier than anything I have ever said.

some of you need to be told to shut the fuck up more

not me tho im super funny and my tits are fucking massive

just learned that the word “ferret” is derived from the Latin word furittus meaning “LITTLE THIEF” and that a group of ferrets is called a BUSINESS and i am absolutely pleased with this new knowledge

thieves’ guild….

Shout out to every fast food employee who has ever offered to make my order a slightly different way so that it comes out cheaper

Ok so last week I was hanging out with a friend and he told me that, when he was a child, he used to have a vhs tape with some random tv shows on it. And he says, “you know that sheep gif? that show was on the vhs, but I can’t remember how it was called, and google isn’t helping.” so we spent the weekend trying to find it, and we did! anyways the video was made by a cult

I have never encountered a post that legit made me feel like I’ve been punched in the chest before.

This started as a relatable artist meme but quickly turned into a horny cultist-driven train wreck

Oh hey, look, it’s the cult that brainwashed the guitarist from Fleetwood Mac

This is also the same cult that Rose McGowan and Joaquin and River Phoenix grew up in

this post just gets worse every time i see it.