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Time Ram finds itself in Davey Jones’ locker as we take Matt Smith’s ‘The Curse of the Black Spot’ and update it to the Ncuti Gatwa era! In the process we discover dodgy story logic, characters who should be dead, characters who shouldn’t be dead and a CGI Eileen Way. It’s another one of our surprisingly frequent ‘Doctor Who does pirates’ stories. Aaarr me hearties!
“my bonnie lies over the ocean, my bonnie lies over the sea,”
are we talking about the same body of water here, which is weird, or different bodies of water, which is even weirder
this makes more sense if you assume both are the same body of water but the time between the statements is about 50 million years
you’re right, that’s significantly less weird
toasthaste said: maybe there’s more than one bonnie
blocked
A hypothesized geography.
i bless the bonnie over africa
The bonnie is in geosychronous orbit, thus over all the Earth’s bodies of water
the bonnie is merely moving very fast, perhaps at hypersonic velocity, relative to the singer
my bonnie lies over the ocean
my bonnie’s exceeding mach 3
All the Gateways are one – which must make for a terrible crush when everyone needs the loo after their largely pickle-based lunch! Join Time Ram as we journey through Warriors’ Gate in the company of the Eleventh Doctor, Amy and Rory, exploring Romana’s sexy arms, and the worlds galaxy’s most impractical spacecraft along the way. Look out for that axe!
my feeling with regards to the billie piper cliffhanger was like 'well it's stupid but i suppose if this is what it takes to secure the show's ongoing existence it will be worth it'. consequently i now feel comfortable saying: that was simply fucking stupid wasn't it

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Time Ram rides for missing 60s Dalek episodes as we examine ‘The Power of the Daleks’. But leave the Patrick Troughton, it’s Sylvester McCoy we want as we adapt this story to 1987! Prepare yourselves for blue tinsel, Sabalom Glitz and playing the spoons on governor Hensell. And also… Y-Fronts.
Does anyone have this picture
But it’s a parody of Master and Commander’s opening title
I swear I have seen this before and I cannot for the life of me find it
This image?
YES
PNG'D! (i didn't know the font so this is taken directly from the image)
+ bonus italian navy vessel
Time Ram: City of Hoff
HTWSM 31: "I want the exec board quotes to be mentioned in the same breath as the Mona Lisa"
And now, at the end of the month, it has been, as I take my celebration of inanity and ram it squarely into Paul McGann's City of Death! Yes, it's sweeps week on Doctor Who, and that means location filming in Paris, cameos from Niles and Frasier, and massively obsolete celebrity gossip about getting Roddenberried upstairs. Join our hosts (with special guests Kate Orman and Jonathan Blum) as they discuss dangerously dumb Silk Stalkings, the homoeroticism of Paul McGann, David Duchoveny, and Ncuti Gatwa, and how Scaroth's disappearance in the '90s explains the state of the world today. Plus, an exciting adventure with cats and possibly venomous snakes!
alts and close-ups of the individual pictures below the cut
Aah, the McGann era...
I should watch more classic episodes with these two
Perhaps there was a reason we didn’t see Turlough’s drawing in The Five Doctors…!
Someone keep me away from the computer

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Doctor Who the hell is this guy
Time Ram goes for a gold meddle performance, as we muddle the Twelfth Doctor into the middle of The Time Meddler. Who will win when the Geordies take on the Vikings? Do cows really wear space helmets? Find out – but be warned, you might end up feeling completely knacked.
"Theta Sigma leaves Gallifrey"
A short comic I made about the Doctor and why they decided to leave their home planet. I wanted to do a comic about how it's never too late to do what you really wanted to in life, to be yourself and help others do the same <3
I worked on this for a long time, trying to push myself to finish a short comic. I've been badly burnt out about comics for quite some time, and it's cool to have finished something. Good job me :D
Time Ram: The Budgie Smugglers (Remastered)
HTWSM 11: "Are you prepared for the potentiality of rats?"
The potentiality of rats is a difficult matter, it is far more than a passing fad, for rats carry fleas, and fleas carry germs, and that can be very bad. Bad enough to wipe out the whole human race, with a little assistance from the likes of Dáv, Gáv, Máv, and not Tarquin. Tarquin's dead. It's up to the Doctor, Rose, Mickey, and Richard Mace to stop the Terileptils' dastardly scheme in this Time Ram into The Visitation; listen as our hosts discuss alien bongs and robot vibrators, question the usefulness of cages for fleas, and yearn for the destruction of the sonic screwdriver. The Budgie Smugglers! Featuring a possible cameo by Samuel Pepys.
alts below cut
This really made me laugh!
My @fandomtrumpshate piece(s) for the ever so marvellous @halorvic, who wanted some Wilf!

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Time Ram goes north of the border as we evaluate missing classic ‘The Highlanders’ in it’s new position in the Tom Baker era. At least we can see it now! And what a gem it is, with Lulu in a beard, 6 foot 3 inch washerwomen, and Peckinpah-levels of blood on screen. Plus we learn: who do you call a peasant?
Why is this serial missing?