the scatterbrained squirrel

RedChild MC = Eadwulf cameo????

who let Sam humiliate an entire live studio audience

It has begin: Now wrong in multiple languages!

Jester WOULD drag Fjord's 13 STR green ass up the side of a volcano at like 5 in the morning

is it a sex swing is Veth building ein Sexswing

Samveth continues to have zero concept of halfling timespans

Caleb's Nein-Sided Haunted House

"You take no damage at all from this really poor roll: Monks."

"if we attack these cats the internet will be more mad at us than they have ever been"

does that phrase work in Common though OH IT DOES

Jester rolling intimidation vs...Jester

yes by all means let's inflict more parental trauma on poor Caleb

yes by all means let's inflict ALL KINDS of trauma on poor Caleb

they were so close to a Pock o' Peas joke there

oh this is THAT moment huh

the Produce Flame straight to Wall of Fire escalation pipeline

Liam casting Wish on Sam to CAUSE life is SO fucked up

well I'm glad YOU'RE having fun Matt and Liam

"I'm going to use Shape Water to shape the water that just came out of me" Matt you did this to everyone

Laura bailing at the last minute on that dildo joke

I would like to point out Yasha has not actually lost a turn yet despite Caleb trapping her twice with spells

Ashley rage too strong shirt can't hold

SHE FLICKED THE BEAN

I love that Liam just started them with the hardest chamber

the Archanade had a The Fly accident because of course it does

what weird shit are all these noble houses working on

Brennan leaving Whitney dangling off a cliff for a whole week just to tell her she saved on that basilisk stare is crazy

someone take that rumble button away from Brennan

Brennan has almost killed Thimble TWICE in the first ten episodes

"next battle I'm gonna come with a real gun"

"I love that canonically you do not know how to pet a dog"

Sam ragebaiting Laura: a 4-campaign story

Brennan is out to murder someone in this campaign someone stop this man

that disadvantage from the wolf howl is just straight carrying Teor rn

someone confiscate that die from Brennan

Laura Bailey just carrying this whole party in the tiniest of backpacks tonight

someone give that die we confiscated from Brennan and give it to Travis jfc

what is the chair repair budget at Critical Role LLC

Brennan is just out to get everyone tonight

Dark Horse Wine saved Wick's life tonight

Sam ragebaits Laura pt 43154089527038

I love when Brennan is like what if we do a bit of meta theatre memories in our good socialist D&D

all of these people are accomplished actors in their own right but it always strikes me how much Liam leans on his stage experience and that's not a bad thing

Taliesin leaning into the vampire vibes today

the Tachonis have been busy in this part of the world

lol the magic border collie talking about herding sheep

Brennan explaining upper class solidarity to the party lmfao

the wild man shooting the shit with a mastiff about "dog stuff"

bunny cavalry?????

Hawkins and Morgaine are just such a funny pair

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE FAIRIES

god Brennan dropping comic relief in the middle of giving Thimble the WORST news

this is all gonna just turn into everyone jaunting into the feywild

hahahahaha Morgaine and Felltower

oh this is so much cooler of a backstory for the Hounds than I could've imagined

years ago people and the Faerie lived together in harmony...that was before the Candescent Creed attacked?

ah nothing like an emotionally broken lord to bend towards the forces of darkness

I'm loving every time the Creed does something bad and everyone just turns to Sam

Sam is really gunning for the narrative angle of having to rely on his personal growth to boost his CHA score

egg! egg! egg! egg!

ARE WE GOING TO CLIFFHANGER ON A BASILISK

I love that they sent the D&D rookie right into the literal basilisk's pit

it's also so funny how much Sam refusing to watch his own show annoys everyone

AND THEN THEY HIT YOU WITH "EPILOGUE"???????

poor Aranessa but Thainessa = new roommates?????

Faerry

all of these haircuts are cursed

did they just...photoshop Laura's hair onto Sam

Dr Finger is honestly the most hysterical honey trap ever

"have you not seen these titties" "they're the only reason I'm even letting you roll"

"my name is Jizzebel" "oh and THIS guy calling you a courtesan was the out of line part??"

Travis is rolling a frankly embarassing number of nat 1s this session

egg! egg! egg! egg!

god I love wild magic

"this room is tonally in a different genre than what's happening everywhere else"

jesus christ Brennan 27 points is way too close

ngl getting to just stabilize as a desperate measure feels a bit OP

Dame Cosgrove getting thrown into the world's weirdest adaptation of Game of Thrones

everyone taking the absolute piss out of Gully Breeches

"I'm so sorry that you have honour"

"you say you're a people pleaser? name one person you've pleased" - Kattigan & Tyranny

aw yay Baron Cosgrove

a pack of dwarves with tankards full of water oh my god

so wait are the King's hounds of Timmony actually dogs

oh Hawkins don't fuck around

are the Sundered Houses just trying to reestablish the pantheon with themselves as the gods because it feels very much like they're just trying to confiscate all the god weapons at this point

Sam seems to be trying extra hard to humiliate all his friends this campaign during the sponsor bits

lmao they're gonna give this poor village priest a heart attack from the stress alone

I like to imagine Thimble is just chucking pebbles at Wick the entire rest of this trip

this whole environment description is just giving Highlands vibes and that was before Brennan mentioned the word croft

aw dog hotels

BIG DOGGO

mysterious big doggo?

ah yes the classic waylaying your quest halfway plot mechanic

lmao is Timmony's whole canine patrol force just druids in dog form

love seeing an asshole quite literally get beaten out of his pants by the flat side of a blade yas my lord sufferrrrr

Tyranny just going big titty Sister Nurse Cleric Joy

ok I get this is the Halloween episode but why is Taliesin dressed like somehow more gothy Alex Ward lmfao

lmao Bolaire with the mask from The Mask here doing some fucked up serial killer shit

ah yes I see we are doing a food sponsorship tonight for Czepeku

I just want to know if the PAs get compensated for the weird shit that Sam puts them through or "blames" on them

these floppy costumes are so bad

oh my god it actually is an Oops All Alex Ward episode

NGL it feels a bit silly that most of these characters were like veterans of the same war as Thjazi or have spent decades honing their craft but somehow they're all only level 3?

"I bear your house no ill will" is a crazy thing to say right after you just Mortal Kombat fatality'ed their patriarch

"he LOOKS like this is the first time he's ever played D&D" Alex getting bullied here by the oops all DMs (and Ashley) table

Brennan staring the party dead in their eyes, telling them to their faces that he rigged this fight, and then straight up murdering a player is just crazy

this fight didn't just escalate Brennan shut them all in a rocket and smashed the launch button

did Occtis just die inside his death (deathceptionnnnn)

"what is Bolaire's deal?????" asks everyone even in character apparently

Marisha is so redneck it hurts it's so funny

lol Thjazi messing with so many people even in death

how....how would you even do Bolaire's character sheet if he changes bodies every so often

so that's what that other spooky mask was about

lol sounds like the lords want to create new gods

Brennan is having WAY too much fun with that thunder button

hey he's only normal dead now!

as usual spoilers under line

(I have to say I called in sick to work today which means for once I'm watching this early enough in the day that I can have the volume up a bit higher without being a public nuisance and it's so nice)