Why don't you stay for the night? (night)

Tom hanks on that Toy Story 5 red carpet… lowk he could get it

Does anyone have good band of brother sick fic recs? I’m getting over a fever of 101° and dying and need sustenance

I’m sorry Mr. Hanks I think you got confused. We didn’t want Toy Story 5 we wanted the uncut band of brothers

A couple weeks ago I watched Tracy Morgan yell at the employees of a sushi restaurant and while this was happening I made eye contact with his body guard whoo doggy I thought that would be my final moment on earth

I love chihuahuas and that is my truth

Bobs burgers but it’s the jacobs family

Yesterday my stepmom I thought said “my home girl in Maryland used to put Vaseline on her face before foundation” and my dad and I were both like “did it work?” And she looked at us like we were crazy and said “have you seen Marylin Monroe??” And we were like ??? Because she did not in fact have a home girl in Maryland she had been talking about Marylin Monroe since the begining

High key need to enter my sober arc and lock in

Gonna shake ass in the club in honor of easy company tonight

Thinking about how I’m in a broadway.com vlog