Rule 1: All members of the audience are to disregard rule form the following dates - 7/11, 7/27, 8/9, 8/22, 8/29, 9/7.
Rule 2: Never abstain from an orderly line.
Rule 4: Credentials 1062b are no longer valid, but credentials 1062 are valid again.
Rule 6: If any one person in attendance is administered Rule 25, they may disregard Rule 1.
Rule 7: Reading more than one has written is strictly forbidden.
Rule 8: Any light contamination of produce by by industrial run-off is to be accepted: industrial contaminations are the nutrients of progress.
Rule 9: Avoid all areas where neutrality is enforced.
Rule 10: While partaking in community, corroboration is strictly forbidden.
Rule 12: All displays of grief are subject to their proper inspections.
Rule 13: All government behavioral-specialists are to follow incarceration sequences AT ALL TIMES.
Rule 14: Adherence to all rules should be equal to or greater than one’s anticipated allotment of health and safety.
Rule 16: Under no circumstances may members of a household allow their ceremonial wheat to touch the floor of their dwelling-space.
Rule 17: All “jokes” must be cleared by the Ministry of Distractions. All violations of code will result in direct action from the Ministry of Operatic Retaliations.