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NOBODY let him touch a pair of scissors ever again

After three weeks of nonstop work and several people asking if there was one in the first place, the Keposhka translation team and I are proud to announce that the Long Live the Black Parade Miraheze wiki is now ready to be seen by the public!

Not sure what any of that pseudo-Cyrillic text says? Forget which show a certain event happened? Want to know what the hell is going on with the Clerk? We've got you covered. Take a look around!

Gerard: Hahahahaha. I can’t honestly say what makes me sexy… I don’t feel very sexy… that whole part of it is weird… seeing yourself, a recovering drug addict and alcoholic, on the cover of Teen Beat… it doesn’t make any sense. I am who I am… there’s no façade… no put on… and being voted sexiest doesn’t concern me… maybe that’s the sexy part. Stab wounds are sexy to me, though.

SpinMag: You know the guys from the Strokes are probably super concerned they didn’t win this year.

Gerard: Hahahaha. They are kind of sexy, though.

SpinMag: I bet they’re upset they were usurped by an up-and-comer.