BatThis

“No. Never.”

Batman: I don’t have a s-

Dick: *Spins into the room cackling like mad, summersaulting every which way*

Jason: *Reading poetry in the corner while simultaneously cleaning his guns*

Tim: *Hacking his way into LexCorp’s server and the CIA database because he’s bored*

Damian: *Bursts into the room riding Titus while leading what looks like half the Gotham Zoo*

Batman: … My sons are all here

Kidnapper: … Then who’s the brat who won’t stop making puppy dog eyes at us while insisting his name is ‘Bat Son’

❀❀❀Shazzzy baby don’t be shy~❀❀❀

so very tiny

i made a booster gold and blue beetle pin !

you can buy the funny dc boys here: https://bigcool.bigcartel.com/product/booster-gold-blue-beetle-hard-enamel-pin