i am the prettiest fucking boy

Date a boy who looks at you like you’re a masterpiece and makes you feel like art

date a girl who looks at you like you’re a masterpiece and makes you feel like art

i shoved a monet painting up my ass

Im making a new thing, “Lazy Goth.” Its when you’re really into dark aesthetic and all of the sarcastic crap regular goths are into except you’re too goddamned tired to dress up properly so you just sort of act as goth as possible in your black sweatpants.

@sorchakitty

Always reblog the Creature

I see a lot of theories on tumblr about which boys are back in town exactly but I think we can all agree that these are those boys

@linttastic

abs are cancelled. we all about soft tummies now

Is that a dick in number 6