Pepto Bismol

The first time I ever saw (heard?) Michael sheen in something was when he was House in Doctor Who. My mom was so excited, she was saying “oh my god michael sheen is in this!” and i was confused because I didn’t know who he was. Since then I’ve seen him in other things, and in Good Omens. It’s amazing. I‘ve been meaning to read the book.

Angel pirate 😇🗡️

Are you left handed?

I am right handed!

why is op taking pictures with their left hand when they're right handed

I am not though! I was taking pictures with my right hand

That’s your left hand, pictures flip the image

It's... my right hand

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Actually we read left to right so the p would close to her left hand and that so happens to also be where the phone is

But words on your shirt aren’t facing you! People in front of you read your shirt left to right, which means it starts on your own right!

The question is why is op holding their nostril closed with their free hand?

I saw myself in the mirror and my nose started bleeding right away. In hindsight, my nostril predicted this post.

More dog pics less of your ugly ass face PLEASE stop reblogging this same exact post with the same exact ugly ass pictures I’m begging you

Okay

hey don't listen to people who are saying you’re ugly because they’re wrong. its literally not an opinion. you’re pretty as heck, and that’s a fact. they’re just poopy heads that contribute nothing to tumblr except stupid, incorrect things. 

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

#i’d illegally download you all

reblog if you’d illegally download your followers

having sex - disgusting - requires a partner - makes you thirsty drinking water - healthy as fuck - literally makes you hydrated - it is NOT disgusting - DOES NOT require a partner

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With all due respect @neil-gaiman , this has confused me more than anything because when I look up 21st century on Wikipedia, it shows me the 21st century starting on 2001, Jan 1, but the decades are listed either as the 20s encompasing ‘20 to ‘29 or the 223rd decade. Im baffled and was wondering why the disceepencey?