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rocky being a fucking freak is my favorite headcanon This is who was first contact with aliens. doomed all eridians really
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Gay people can never get divorced normally it's always shit like this
According to Andy Weir's Eridian biology document, Eridians are better multitaskers than humans will ever be, but the trade off is they're physically incapable of locking in. SO funny to me. Yes this species can build a diorama while simultaneously blitzing through mathematics equations and also partaking in intense gossiping, but they cannot do any of those things for longer than, like, half an hour without going crazy. Species of supercomputers cursed with the TikTok attention span.
Rocky mocks Grace when he says that Rocky is distracting him by starting complex conversations while he's Trying To Do Science. "Human brain have to stop activity just because talking question? Useless! One track mind!"
Then Grace is on hour six of his "trying to recreate skittles" hyperfocus and Rocky is like What The Fuck. Statement.
Yeah human brains can only do a single very consuming task at a time but it can do it for a very long time. The one track in our one track minds spans multiple countries. Persistence predators, babey.
MM’s JLI Experience .. that poor guy

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More studies of Dr. Ryland Grace from Project Hail Mary, ft Rocky, aka the two bestest of friends ever from the best movie and also book ever oh my god
One of my fave moments is when Grace draws PPE onto Rocky's dome, so he can be included in big science time D:
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Original post by @morallygrayautisticscientist here, this post was so funny I decided to draw it lol.
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I don’t think Dick wants to call Bruce dad but I think he does get violently jealous whenever one of the other kids do

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people who talk about Nightwing having a more "human" element are a little bit telling on themselves. what Nightwing has is a more positive social element. that's it.
conflicted feelings about the insult of being called “just like batman” as experienced by Dick, Barbara, and Tim. because what is really meant is all three are falling into trauma fuelled paranoia, control issues, and obsessive self reliance with a tendency to push others away. in which case, well yeah, they all are like batman. But what ends up being conveyed is “you at your worst moments are exactly like bruce at his normal” when whats actually happening is them at their worst moments are acting similar to bruce at his worst moments, they all have similar terrible coping mechanisms. and it’s pretty sad that his family/friends refers to and compares him at only his worst moments while trying to hurt each other
“I see the worst of your father/mentor in you” and “you are making your fathers/mentors same mistakes” are brutally cutting remarks, and aren’t even wrong the way I’ve seen them used in canon. but I think they come at Bruce’s expense in a way I don’t find overly fair, or at least paint a picture I’m not very fond of. the insightful insult becomes reductive shorthand the second it leaves the scene and ends up in peoples hands.
bruce can't be handing out exceptions to the people he loves simply because he loves them YESSS EXACTLY
i honestly think that it would have been a bad thing if bruce had ignored everything jason had done and immediately accepted him into the fold because the second that gets boiled down it it's bare bones, all that's left is a billionaire that lets his love for his son blind him to the legitimate crimes his son has committed and shield him from the consequences that any other person would have to face, that the billionaire himself has brought other people to face, and doesn't that sound awfully like real life?
i remember reading this one fic where bruce shoots joker, to jason's shock, kisses his forehead and says he doesn't care about anything except his son. (meanwhile the fic itself chooses to include bludhaven exploding in the background, supposedly to emphasize that bruce is choosing this over thousands of civilian lives?). the fic had an end note which said that this is what uth would have been like if bruce had "acted like a parent". i don't know what some of these people think being a parent or a family member entails. overlooking the faults of people we love is not bad, but when it comes to people covering up or ignoring full blown crimes for their loved ones, that doesn't stay under "fault" anymore. it turns into a story of someone benefitting from their parents' love and connections and power to exclude themselves from the "justice" they make other face. how could batman ever be taken seriously be a crime fighter when his own son's crimes face no justice? the whole fantasy of jason quits guns (or even continues killing) and is immediately welcomed back into the family and bringing up his past crimes makes him sad and angry so don't bring it up or you're being a meanie is so tonedeaf. killing isn't just a political opinion difference between father and son if the son is actively killing people he deems unworthy of living. why does only this murderer get a ticket out of redemption and face no justice when his whole motive for his crimes is that murderers face no justice? and the only reason remaining that his dad loves him very much and has the resources to shove his crimes under the rug, does not paint a picture of a good parent or even a good person at all. i don't think jason needs to be punished or whatever but bruce being mean to him sometimes while he's a murderer isn't "being a bad parent".
tldr: i think bruce should be meaner, why make characters have completely conflicting beliefs if they are supposed to freely make exceptions for each other when its convenient
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a lot of people want this fictional idealized relationship where the parent (or love interest) will do anything for The Character and while i'm definitely not opposed to that i think it doesn't really have a place in Jason and Bruce's relationship. especially because being Batman's son did earn Red Hood a lot of leniency in the greater hero community and the fact that Bruce never threw Jason in jail IS already a massive amount of favoritism. love isn't about breaking your principles for people, or at least it shouldn't be
especially because people seem to forget that Jason wasn't just going around killing "bad" people he was a drug lord and a pimp too who took large cuts from his people aka absolutely indirectly hurting innocent people (are far as i remember we're not told on screen if he was keeping his drugs pure or whether his prostitutes were being treated well, that was left up to assumption and considering he'd murder his own people its as fair to assume he wasn't). Bruce is a hero with very strong principles and he should be allowed to stand for them, yes even against family, without being demonized for it
how many word buttons do we think Ace has. I think Dick snuck a “love you” button in there and she uses it around bruce all the time
I crave more Dick being jealous of Jaybin's existence, but it's either portrayed as Dick being a bad brother for feeling this way (no, he isn't. Being jealous of the new sibling is very normal, no child like to share their parent with a new one) or as Bruce having failed to adopt Dick or given Robin to Jason without his consent. No, I want Dick to be jealous because there's some kid living with Bruce, and eating at the same table as Bruce, being put to bed by Bruce, getting help for his homework from Bruce, being comforted by Bruce. And sure, Dick asked for more independence, and move to leave with the Titans, and stopped being Robin, but it doesn't mean some random kid can come and tale Bruce from him!

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In the No Man's Land novelization Greg Rucka goes out of his way to say that Alfred sometimes comes across as paternal but of course Bruce knows it isn't real and never could be and I have thought about that a lot actually
I'm the #1 time travel fix-it fan like yess send that blorbo back in time to save the future but destroy the world they knew in the process!!! let them give everyone a happy ending while they have to deal with leaving their versions of those people behind