what's on the tin

if Humpty Dumpty ever stopped being in danger then he would lose his identity & go insane

many of you seem to live like this

a true dc comics fan will always speak ill of dc comics

well if there's no girls in it then it automatically sucks shit okays?

phone somehow autocorrected "the joker" to "the worker." why so devoid of class consciousness, batman

they should make another one of those comics where bruce wayne is a grizzled old man who retired from batman long ago and a plucky new preteen shows up wanting to be the next robin and bring the legend of batman back to life or whatever. and dick grayson shows up at some point as is wont to happen and she's a middle aged woman

kitty grayson reappears at the end-of-second-act crisis when tomboyish young heroine gets put in horrible danger and bruce pushes her away after patching her up and stumbles into a dive bar to lick his wounds. she's like hey we close in 20— bruce? and he stays after close and they talk. and she makes some plot-relevant comments and references to The Incident that made him quit and says something about how batman is his life's mission and this new kid's got enough spunk to be robin. and then he's like the years we spent together... though you couldn't be your truest self... they were good weren't they? and she's like they were the best. and then the plot progresses and i start skimming cause i was only reading this for kitty

comics are like if a single graphic novel was cut up into 50 really thin books and also every full book in the series is made by an author who proudly doesn't know who the main character is nor has read anything with them in it

[ID: Email draft to [email protected], with subject line "hey" and body text "Let me right the comics" /End ID]

you can tell a character is loved when their fans constantly wish immense physical and psychological harm on them