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@batman-offical
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honk honk @batman-offical
Oh cute
Go to sleep.
(307 inch dih((it grew))
CRIME NEVER SLEEPS
@batman-offical nuke her.
there is a lot of things my belt can do, but
This is one of them
Be ready.
@metallo-offical
Oh my God. Guys, it's happening! I got a threat in the inbox!!!
Okay, stay calm. The Justice League has this.
@batman-offical @the-batman-offical @aquaman-offical @martian-manhunter-offical @booster-gold-offical
-Frank.
i got this guys
Hey, need a sidekick?
@sidekick-offical
i would not mind a sidekick
@sidekick-offical

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THIS IS WHAT THE TRANS COMMUNITY WANTS FOR YOUR CHILDREN.
WANNA KNOW HOW I GOT THESE PISS STAINS, BATMAN?!?!?
@batman-offical what are your options on this matter?
i am quite frightened
You can't possibly be the good guys if Batman is on your team
:(
But I like Batman. He's super cool. Granted he hasn't really talked to me, but still! He grunts in my general direction when I'm at the desk and he comes in! That's something.
And, to be frank (HA!), I don't understand all this Batman hate. He's a good guy. A real hero. That's why he was asked to be part of the Justice League in the first place.
Are you sure you're the good guy? Maybe you just need to repent.
-Frank.
@batman-offical @the-batman-offical
//OOC: sorry that got spicy lol. apparently i'm a batman defender now? i spent like 13 year of my irl life actively hating him XD oh how the turns have tabled
That hurt my feelings citizen :(
Are you joining the @justice-league-offical ?
Yuh 🦇
//ooc omg omg babs offical
Have you found everyone or should I tag all the DC officals...
- mod of @the-batman-offical and @brucie-wayne-offical
//ooc i've done my damn best but you should probably tag everyone cuz knowing me, i probably missed half the people 🙃
//ooc will do
GUYS
@redhood-offical @arsenal-offical @alfr3d-dabuttler-offical @tim-drake-offical @nightwing-offical @stephanie-brown-offical @cassandra-cain-offical @damian-al-ghul-wayne-offical @clark-kent-offical @superman-offical @superboy-offical @joker-offical @lex-luthor-offical @the-daily-planet-offical @scarecrow-offical @gotham-gazette-offical
I think the only batfam member we're missing now is Duke
We also need Kara and Jon for the superfam, maybe a Lois (though I'm doing superbat shenanigans at the moment). And more. DC officalverse should be as large and confusing as DC itself.
Oh hey wait I think there's also another batman-
@batman-offical

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@joker-offical
GASP
My greatest enemy
*follows*
Heeeeey Bats!
uh. how is there two of me?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i have a feeling you and joker are engaging in a homosexual relationship...🤨
i have a feeling no you dont
hi batman
hello citizen
Notice how you've never seen me and Batman in the same post? Mhmm..
notice what
@joker-offical
GASP
My greatest enemy
*follows*
Heeeeey Bats!
JOKER
So, how've you been :D
pretty good :3
NO
I mean
Why do u care 😠
Aw, you know you love me, Batsy!
*Ooc: Hey, pretty sure you reposted under the wrong account :)*
No I do NOT. This is not justice
*ooc: sssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....... nuh uh*

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if i get 2000 notes i’ll come out as trans to my friend irl on wednesday
WAAAAA GO RIRI! YEAH WOOO!
AND I BET YOUR FRIENDS WILL SUPPORT YOU!
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HELLLLL YEAAAHHHHH
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We support u! :D
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DO NOT SUPPORT SALVATION ARMY
I can back this up. It isn’t only their shelters.
I have a family friend who worked at our local Salvation Army headquarters as a a secretary. This particular office took all the Christmas donations for children in need, put them in a warehouse, and on a designated day the staff and their friends picked through them all, taking whatever they wanted. She saw people hauling away bikes donated for specific families. Some local children had hundreds of dollars of gifts donated in their name, and on Christmas they received three cheap things, items likely not even from the person who sponsored them.
My friend quit, and I’ve not given them a dime of my money since then.
Do not give to the Salvation Army.
Do Not. Give. To. Salvation. Army
My turn.
I’m a wildfire and disaster logistics specialist.
I deal with a lot of agencies who provide disaster relief.
I used to say the Salvation Army’s disaster services were the one (literally the ONE) good thing they did.
They would come in, set up a canteen trailer, make and pass out hot coffee and donated food in a disaster, usually being one of the first agencies to get there and the last to leave.
Then I found out.
Every time they did this, regardless of if they were actually invited or deployed by the agency in charge (usually FEMA, sometimes others) they would SELF-DEPLOY. Meanjng they would just show up. Ok. That’s not TOO bad, sometimes agencies have to take initiative and get there before the red tape is sorted out. BUT. They, after they left at the end of the incident, they would send FEMA or the host agency a BILL. They used one or two paid employees (usually the driver of the truck and a supervisor); and many VOLUNTEERS, but they would bill for EVERYONE’s Labor at standard federal rates. They would bill for the food they distributed even though it was all donated by another agency or private parties. They would bill for the coffee they made and the supplies. Except they would use electricity from the shelter location, water from donations or from the shelter, and in many cases, they would get the coffee and industrial filters DONATED, but bill for them at retail prices.
Don’t FUCKING give to the Salvation Army.
The Salvation Army is also ass to the workers. A good number of people join it, naively thinking that it’s doing good, and end up leaving cynical and beaten down. The management is hostile, if not outright abusive, and demand some ridiculous hours of it lower to mid-level staff. Don’t support these people.
Unsettling update
Find better local charities and shelters and give to them instead!
Also just for even more horrific context on the original twitter thread?
Salvation Army reached out to Milknmuffins and asked what shelter she’s at with the promise to address the abuse in it. She…ended up saying where she was. She was thrown out onto the street. It’s also all on Twitter.
They invited her to a personal talk so she could explain the situation in person.
And then they threatened her with a screenshot of a rape-threat made supposedly by her:
And then threw her out into the street while claiming she broke house rules that
So yeah, the Salvation Army is a bunch of entitled assholes that will treat the most vulnerable like shit if they dare try to do anything that makes them look bad
The “Fuck Salvation Army” posts are making the rounds again, so conisder this your reminder: Do. Not. Give. These. Assholes. A. Single. Fucking. Penny.
Do not support them in any way, shape, or form.
‘Tis the season to say FUCK the Salvation Army.
If you see the timestamp and think ‘maybe the Salvos got better in the last 8 years’ no. No they didn’t. Actually they got worse. DON’T GIVE TO THE SALVOS. THEYPISS ALL THEIR MONEY UP THE WALL ON THE CORPORATE END AND DO LITTLE TO NOTHING TO HELP WHO THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO HELP.
I don’t usually swear but…..
FUCK THE SALVATION ARMY
occ: I know i’ve been dead on this blog recently but i know i reach a lot of people smtms with this so.
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This is absolutely disgusting. Reblog to raise awareness.