Batman Offical

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@metallo-offical

Oh my God. Guys, it's happening! I got a threat in the inbox!!!

Okay, stay calm. The Justice League has this.

@batman-offical @the-batman-offical @aquaman-offical @martian-manhunter-offical @booster-gold-offical

:(

But I like Batman. He's super cool. Granted he hasn't really talked to me, but still! He grunts in my general direction when I'm at the desk and he comes in! That's something.

And, to be frank (HA!), I don't understand all this Batman hate. He's a good guy. A real hero. That's why he was asked to be part of the Justice League in the first place.

Are you sure you're the good guy? Maybe you just need to repent.

-Frank.

@batman-offical @the-batman-offical

Have you found everyone or should I tag all the DC officals...

- mod of @the-batman-offical and @brucie-wayne-offical

GUYS

@redhood-offical @arsenal-offical @alfr3d-dabuttler-offical @tim-drake-offical @nightwing-offical @stephanie-brown-offical @cassandra-cain-offical @damian-al-ghul-wayne-offical @clark-kent-offical @superman-offical @superboy-offical @joker-offical @lex-luthor-offical @the-daily-planet-offical @scarecrow-offical @gotham-gazette-offical

I think the only batfam member we're missing now is Duke

We also need Kara and Jon for the superfam, maybe a Lois (though I'm doing superbat shenanigans at the moment). And more. DC officalverse should be as large and confusing as DC itself.

Oh hey wait I think there's also another batman-

GASP

My greatest enemy

GASP

My greatest enemy

NO

I mean

AND I BET YOUR FRIENDS WILL SUPPORT YOU!

I have a family friend who worked at our local Salvation Army headquarters as a a secretary. This particular office took all the Christmas donations for children in need, put them in a warehouse, and on a designated day the staff and their friends picked through them all, taking whatever they wanted. She saw people hauling away bikes donated for specific families. Some local children had hundreds of dollars of gifts donated in their name, and on Christmas they received three cheap things, items likely not even from the person who sponsored them.

My friend quit, and I’ve not given them a dime of my money since then.

I’m a wildfire and disaster logistics specialist.

I deal with a lot of agencies who provide disaster relief.

I used to say the Salvation Army’s disaster services were the one (literally the ONE) good thing they did.

They would come in, set up a canteen trailer, make and pass out hot coffee and donated food in a disaster, usually being one of the first agencies to get there and the last to leave.

Then I found out.

Every time they did this, regardless of if they were actually invited or deployed by the agency in charge (usually FEMA, sometimes others) they would SELF-DEPLOY. Meanjng they would just show up. Ok. That’s not TOO bad, sometimes agencies have to take initiative and get there before the red tape is sorted out. BUT. They, after they left at the end of the incident, they would send FEMA or the host agency a BILL. They used one or two paid employees (usually the driver of the truck and a supervisor); and many VOLUNTEERS, but they would bill for EVERYONE’s Labor at standard federal rates. They would bill for the food they distributed even though it was all donated by another agency or private parties. They would bill for the coffee they made and the supplies. Except they would use electricity from the shelter location, water from donations or from the shelter, and in many cases, they would get the coffee and industrial filters DONATED, but bill for them at retail prices.

Salvation Army reached out to Milknmuffins and asked what shelter she’s at with the promise to address the abuse in it. She…ended up saying where she was. She was thrown out onto the street. It’s also all on Twitter.

They invited her to a personal talk so she could explain the situation in person.

And then they threatened her with a screenshot of a rape-threat made supposedly by her:

And then threw her out into the street while claiming she broke house rules that

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