Hello hello, to the lovely citizens of the city I call home, and beyond! You already know who I am - Bruce Wayne, billionaire philathorpist, why, I must've been on the news at least three times in just the past month alone.
For those who somehow don't know me, well, I'm sure you can find answers to most of your questions online. The media simply loves me. But I suppose I can give some basic information on myself, yes.
I am 46 years old, I use he/him, and I am the proud father to far too many children. You may call me Bruce, please, Mr Wayne is far too formal for a social media!
I hope you have a wonderful day, friends.
[OOC under cut]
Hello hello! Mod of @the-phantomhive-butler-offical here. I have become hyperfixated on DC and thus you all are facing the consequences. This blog is mostly inspired by The Batman (2022) and my semi-fractured knowledge of the comics, however I do have some fun personal headcanons that will make their way in. Bruce is in his 40s because he has Many Children at this point and I'm tired of them not letting him age (technically he should be in his 50s but we'll ignore that).
Mod uses they/star collectively, we have a fictive of Bruce so he'll probably be helping with this. (And the other blog associated with this one!) You can call us Dolly, Crow, Corvid, Corvidium, or really anything on that theme, nicknames are always fun.
I'm trying to do the Brucie Wayne persona for this blog (except when the kids are involved, lol) but it's difficult XD
We're also huge superbat stans so just like, keep that in mind.
The sister blog to this one is @the-batman-offical .
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There you are! I must admit, I was a bit concerned when it seemed like you'd disappeared. I was worried I wouldn't be able to talk to you. Did something happen?
- @brucie-wayne-offical
(ik the account thing happened ooc but I thought it might be fun to incorporate-)
Ahhhh, I apologize!! :( Nothing happened, no, things were simply just slipping my mind. I meant to reach out sooner, truly, Bruce. I apologize for worrying you yet again :( <3
(incorporating how my acc got freakin NUKED for a moment is so clever actually i fear ,,, unironically it pmo SO EFFING BAD when that happened HA)
Ah, don't apologize. I understand being busy, lord knows my schedule is probably worse. It just seemed I couldn't find you and I was concerned. I'm happy to see you're alright. <3
// HI IM SOSORRY its the mod for clark-kent-offical. my main blog was hacked very recently and i just got it back and THE ACC IS GONE NOW </3 i just wanted to lyk what happened to me . and i plan on remaking it sometime soon as well
//OHNO THAT SUCKS SO BAD DW it's okayyy you don't have to apologize,, I'm excited for when you come back!!!
I honestly haven't been very active lately for IRL reasons but I wanna change that lol. (Shout out to trauma, we're considering an inpatient stay, nothing horrible and not immediately but the consensus is that I need a break from daily functioning.) Plus it kinda seems like there's been some drama going down in the larger DC rp community?? Not officalverse, but I was anxious about it lol.
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Fair enough. Perhaps we should have a movie night at some point? It'd be good for you to get out of your room, even if you just hang out in the living room. Plus, I'd like to see you more.
Fair enough. Perhaps we should have a movie night at some point? It'd be good for you to get out of your room, even if you just hang out in the living room. Plus, I'd like to see you more.
Fair enough. Perhaps we should have a movie night at some point? It'd be good for you to get out of your room, even if you just hang out in the living room. Plus, I'd like to see you more.
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Bruce showing up at the Daily Planet office simultaneously sleep deprived as hell and still under the effects of whatever the rogues did (probably fear gas) and just sits in Clark's lap and passes out
Bc he feels safest with Clark so in order to rest he needed to be near Clark and once he is he just conks out
That's it that's the ask. Thinking about this.
// imagining clark going on just doing whatever he needs to @ his desk not even batting an eye while the rest of the dp is varying levels of surprised bc WHY is THE bruce wayne there. you got something on ur lap there, clark.
// literally exactly, everyone's so confused bc Bruce Wayne, notoriously hates the press, just walked into the office and sat in one of their coworkers lap
//so Tumblr hates me and did not notify for some reason I like JUST SAW THIS. but like exactly. I feel like someone would question it all "clark.... What... he hates us what is he doing" and he deflects with "shhhhh..... Hes sleeping......"
Bruce showing up at the Daily Planet office simultaneously sleep deprived as hell and still under the effects of whatever the rogues did (probably fear gas) and just sits in Clark's lap and passes out
Bc he feels safest with Clark so in order to rest he needed to be near Clark and once he is he just conks out
That's it that's the ask. Thinking about this.
// imagining clark going on just doing whatever he needs to @ his desk not even batting an eye while the rest of the dp is varying levels of surprised bc WHY is THE bruce wayne there. you got something on ur lap there, clark.
// literally exactly, everyone's so confused bc Bruce Wayne, notoriously hates the press, just walked into the office and sat in one of their coworkers lap
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