𖦹 ׂ 𓈒 / Julián ⋆ ۪

also horny ben in ep7. little peculiar that he tells katherine hes handsy

My Haunted Hotel Swap AU!

@littlemisscryptid you said you wanted to be tagged when I made the post, so here. :)

I've always liked swap AUs, but one thing that would kinda piss me off is that while people swap characters' places with eachother, they also swap their personalities so that the story becomes as close to canon as possible. And like... N- no. No. The characters are the same but they're under completely different circumstances. Even if the story follows the same concept, it would be quite different from canon. Which is why in my Swap AU, I'm not exactly going for canon accuracy and try to take into consideration how much the plot would change and how different the characters' personalities would be based on their new circumstances (but not to the point where they're a completely different character. Just enough so you can go "huh, ig it makes sense why they would act that way"). Nowwwww, without further ado let's get right in!

How did Nathan discover Esther’s backstory? Or, stars, how did Katherine even discover it? Is Esther open about it?

Also, how would the tenth episode go in your AU? Would Esther go back in time, over and over, for Ben or Abaddon?

YOUR AU HURTS ME IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE. I NEED TO KNOW SO MUCH!!!

Since in this AU there wasn't anything Annabelle could get from him like money, or vice versa. I had thought that Ben maybe got a crush on Annabelle and he's scared shitless bc in his 13 years of being alive and in his 300 years of being dead, he's never been in a relationship. Esther helped him talk to her bc she thought it would be funny seeing Ben fumble with a girl, but then they found out Annabelle is a conduit and the two actually got into a relationship (like I mentioned in my main post and a few asks ago, Ben and Esther have a more unhealthy sibling relationship bc they counted on eachother too much and for too long, so seeing Ben spend time and be happy with someone else really ticked Esther off). Abaddon was just there for the vibes.

Katherine found out Esther is a witch while she was still alive, during the first night Esther was in the hotel bc she found her performing a ritual infront of the fireplace. Esther didn't give many explanations as to how she ended up as an immortal witch stuck in her 11 year old self's body, only that "it was super cool and angsty. You couldn't handle my awesomeness if I told you so." But upon finding out Ben is Esther's big brother, she asked him and he was more willing to actually explain (Katharine had to open a bottle of wine after this bc holy fucking shit).

Besides, what would be Katherine’s meaning of existence? Also

CONNECT FOUR

I need to see Abaddon and Esther playing Connect Four and see how much it changes (if Esther’s vision changed after her pact, or if Abaddon is still colorblind here)

Wait, who would be Heather? Would she still be… Heather?

The feeling of dread that coursed through my body when you reminded me of the Seven Deadly Bens episode's existence...😭

Welllllll... In this AU the episode would be called "Seven Deadly Annabelles". Ig the whole thing would start with Nathan telling Annabelle that he would appreciate it if she could act more like the sweet young woman he knew she was under her rude and demanding personality. She would then find the closet and a nice and sweeter version of Annabelle would come out of the closet. Then more versions would happen, then chaos, then Nathan would feel bad and feel like it was his fault, then self acceptance through kissing, and, uhhhhhh, yeah, pretty much (that was the day Nathan seriously considered killing himself, lol).

Now, as about Katherine's meaning of existence? I think it would be chilling. Katherine had lived such a stressful life during her marriage, divorce, and hotel management, that relaxation was truly a blessing. Especially with people she loved and cared about. And in her last few years of being alive she felt... Lonely. I imagine the reason why she would start sinking down to the Earth's core would be that there were so many things to do at once, repairs, taxes, money, guests, other ghosts, that there wasn't any time for the family to sit, relax, and catch up on eachother's news and talk about anything.

Also I think it would be funny if Abaddon was STILL colorblind and didn't know how he was losing, especially since Esther didn't know how to play the game until 5 minutes prior. I imagine once he beat her, he wouldn't have the same reaction like in canon (jumping on the table and kicking the connect four and going on a rant about how superior he is) bc since Abaddon is human here, he has some filter, but he would point at Esther's face and go "HA! In your face, witch!" In victory. I imagine Abaddon would know what colors are, just not all colors bc, yk, he's colorblind, and he genuinely thought seeing in gray was normal (Annabelle would say something like "so THIS is why all your clothes' colors don't match whenever you dress yourself?!").

Very simple question, but would Abaddon still be fascinated by Blender™? Given the image you edited, the answer feels like a “yes” (I also wonder how would the “I killed a prophet once” line change.)

Also! How does episode two go with Katherine instead of Nathan, and who does she go with? And how does Nathan almost die—and I imagine, considering his mental state still, he would gave considered letting go, “this is where all of this led me”—and just not give up completely because one of his kids would put the picture portal for him. He can’t die, not yet. Not when his little boy (I suppose Abaddon is the one who stays) wants him alive that much?

Also, considering it is Heather instead of Phoebe, how would Nathan even get into the situation? Maybe it is with another ghost—Angela, Joe (I call the Cowboy “Joe,” he has a Joe face,) Oscar, dunno—or maybe, he even goes there by himself?

Little idea about how Heather could have died in your AU: She is relatively well-known (maybe as a reporter, I don’t know why,) and someone slashed her throat because of it. So she’d have a slit on her throat instead of a hatchet on her head.

And if it was Annabelle being dragged by the Infant God, if she even goes and not Ben still, would she still ask to throw her laptop out or would she ask something else? (But considering the image you edited, it seems Ben is the one who goes.)

I am rambling so hard, I am so sorry, but I am really interested in your AU and ideas, it is all so good!!!

I'm pretty sure Tumblr did eat your ask bc I didn't find anything from you in my inbox, lol. And I don't mind your rambling at all!!! Asks like this make me think of the characters in different scenarios and how they would play out. I'm honestly so surprised that so many people are interested in my AU, it makes me so happy!!! Nowwwww, let's get to answering your questions!

I see Abaddon as that type of kid that would get hyperfixated over how a particular device works, that being blenders for him (*chanting* autistic Abaddon, autistic Abaddon, autistic Abaddon). I imagine instead of his "I killed a prophet once" line he would say something else that's equally unhinged. Maybe something he remembers from the cult.

In this AU's version of ep 2, Katherine would go with Annabelle and Esther. And maybe instead talking about a laptop as she's being dragged by the Infant God, Annabelle would ask to throw her books away, since it's implied she reads a lot in canon (girlypop needs to discover fanfiction).

As about Nathan's almost death experience, it would be an accident. Nathan and Heather would talk in the bar and Nathan would vent to her about he wants Abaddon to have a normal life and that he's happy he's making friends, just not friends like Phoebe. He would say absentmindedly about how he needed to go somewhere to be alone to think and Heather would suggest the tower (is this how it's called?) by saying something like "I know a place where you can be by yourself! Butttt I don't think it would be a very good idea..." So they go up there and Nathan would be kinda careless and lean against the railings and they would break. Heather would panic and go tell someone (Abaddon) that Nathan is in danger. Nathan would be stressed the entire time since, well, he's dangling from the roof, and this was seriously not how he was thinking (definitely not planning!) on ending things. He wasn't even watching Con Air!!! But yes, he would contemplate that maybe it's finally his time and he should let go, before he remembered he had kids when Abaddon set the paintings for him. Abaddon would appreciate Heather's warning, but he would be pissed at Phoebe bc she made a joke out of the whole thing and kicked her out (no, he definitely wasn't overthinking the fact that Nathan could have died, how dare you suggest that, but how could she joke about it?!) So yeah, while Heather and Phoebe are swapped together, they would have similar fates with their canon counterparts (also I'm stealing your idea about how Heather died, it's scrumptious. (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠))

Also in case you want to know, the reason why I kept their original places in the edited pictures in the first post about my au, is bc my lazy ass was NOT going to redraw the characters in different places and try to replace the show's art style (same reason why I only edited photos instead of drawing them. I'm lazy :3)

The way I can picture it so PERFECTLY in my head and yet I have no words to properly describe it.😭

The entire thing would be so comical. The social worker is inspecting the hotel and they're headed to a room where supernatural activities are happening and Nathan nervously tries to stall them from entering while Katherine and Esther try to get the ghost/monster out, or right behind the social worker's back and Nathan is sweating buckets and "discreetly" signaling to Katherine to get the thing away with Katherine signaling back at him in frustration.

Then the worker would have to talk to Annabelle and Abaddon. Abaddon starts talking about "father and son" bonding activities they did and the fighting the mothman bit slips from his tongue and Annabelle kicks him under the table and he goes "ouch! You kicked me! >:(" And Annabelle would try to "clarify" that they were playing superheroes and that "The Mothman " is actually just an imaginary supervillain and not the actual mothman, hahahahaha.

I want to see Esther getting trapped behind the door, maybe even Ben trying to help her from there. Would Esther get a bond with… the spider, who is not Jarbon here—it would probably have the name of the first demon she made a pact with (idea: since it burned down the entire village, it could be a violent demon yet of “high caliber,” like Andras; fire-related could be Phenex, a… phoenix; and helping a kid could be Ipos because he seems to dislike humanity, too, JUST RANDOM IDEAS,) or even have Jezmeralda’s name.

… I want to see how much Nathan and Aunt Rose (or Uncle Dan?) hate each other while he’s alive, or if she trash-talks Katherine, even if she is “better” than everyone else in the family.

Also! An anon made a question about the seventh episode, correct? Would Abaddon bring Phoebe to help Katherine, even if they fought before, like the “Vitriolic Best Buds” trope? Would Phoebe even accept, or would Heather be the one trying to help again, even if she can’t do anything to help much? Which makes me think about the Rollyfluffs episode and how it would take place here—

I FEEL LIKE I AM OVERWHELMING YOU WITH SO MANY IDEAS AND QUESTIONS, I JUST. LOVE THIS AU SO MUCH. IT FEELS SO ACCURATE. I ADORE IT!!!

YOU'RE MAKING ME THINK OF STUFF I HADN'T THOUGHT BEFORE AND YOU'RE GIVING ME SUCH WONDERFUL IDEAS, I LOVE YOU.

Annabelle and Abaddon's relationship is still kinda rocky and awkward, since Abaddon is still relatively new to the family and both kids struggle with new changes, but they've fallen to a certain rhythm that's comfortable for all, and as the story would develop they would get more comfortable with eachother.

I loved your idea of swapping aunt Rose and Dan together (so obvious, yet I completely missed it!) so I'm gonna use that. :D

Uncle Dan would actually be a very sweet man. A little aggressive at times due to some anger issues, but a very sweet guy overall! Katherine wouldn't like him that much bc she's always felt like he's judging her (also Nathan's lip insecurity could come from an offhand comment Dan had said one time in a non-malicious way, and Nathan took it to heart. But yeah, despite his absentminded offhand comments, he's pretty chill). Like Canon!Aunt Rose, he would be sick with something (maybe cancer) and he wanted to visit his family one last time. Maybe at some point Dan starts talking about how unfortunate it was for Katherine to die so young and how she could have achieved so much more if she only has the time, and then she would step through the wall and go "you really think so uncle Dan?" All emotional and such. Dan would be dumbfounded and later would ask if he could stay at the hotel so he can be a ghost bc he doesn't feel like dying yet, and like in canon (well, kinda, Rose never asked) Katherine would give him the ok. Nathan would be uncertain, bc sure, he liked uncle Dan during Thanksgivings, but not to the point where he stayed in the hotel forever.

Now moving on to Abaddon and Annabelle, Abaddon would revive an old woman from the hotel's graveyard with stuff he found in Esther's witch cave bc the principal wanted to speak to his parent for bringing bird bones in class, along with the bird, and he really wasn't in the mood to get lectured, so yeah, zombie. Abaddon would then bond with Rose by doing activities with her and listen to her complain about something in zombie. Annabelle would keep calling him stupid for reviving a zombie, and would follow them around. The reason why Abaddon would get attached to Zombie Rose would be bc he never had a mother figure in his life. He didn't remember his biological mom, and the moms in his previous foster homes were not very good or patient with him, so he thought Rose complaining about everything and everyone was normal. Annabelle would keep trying to explain it to him, and he would respond with something like "how do you know what a healthy mother figure looks like? Your mother tried to marry you off!" (Dick move of him, yes, but he didn't know the magnitude of his words). Then Annabelle would start screaming at him that if he didn't kill that zombie she would do it herself. And they're yelling back and forth at eachother to the point where they're not even fighting about Rose, just whatever little thing they're mad at eachother that pilled up until that moment. Then zombie Rose gets bored and leaves without any of the siblings noticing. And she kinda kidnaps uncle Dan after finding him outside for fun. (idk how she would be able to do that though and lift him up. Zombie power?) So the entire family would have to go out and search for zombie Rose and uncle Dan. They would find them in the cave like in canon, and after a touchy moment Dan would die in Nathan's arms on the hotel's property and Abaddon would force himself to let Rose die. Abaddon would be sad and Annabelle would go "do you want me to put on my mommy voice and read you a bed time story?" "I would greatly appreciate it, yes." Idk what would help Dan move on. Maybe something silly, like seeing a rare bird he always wanted to see. Anyway, an ambulance would take the body and Abaddon and Annabelle would be burying Rose's remains and Abaddon would vent a little about how he always wondered how it is to have a mom, and Annabelle would say "well, I don't know much about how a 'normal mom' is supposed to act, but from what I know she's not supposed to be rotting or criticize your shirt when she looks like she's dressed from the past century!" Then Katherine would call them over for dinner (it's takeout) and both kids would realize that they do have a mom. Sorta. She's dead too, but at least not rotting.

Meanwhile during the entirety of everything, Esther is stuck behind a door and she can't get out. Ben is trying to help her, but, he's a ghost, so, yeah. He wanted to go tell someone that she's trapped but Esther would rather die than being found stuck in the stupidest way possible. And she can't even burn down the door with a spell, or else Katherine will be pissed! Instead of a demon's name, maybe she'd give the spider she found the name of the first kid she tortured/got revenge from her village, back when she was still a young and amateur witch. When she managed to climb her way out and kicked the thing that stopped the door from closing it (ah yes, I'm soooo good at English) in frustration and killed the spider, she would just stare at it for a long moment before sighing and going "God-damnit".

Tbh idk how the Rollyfluffs episode would go. Abaddon would definitely try to be at the top of the school's hierarchy, but bc he found out about their evil nature and thought that if he gained their trust they would make him their king. It didn't work out, obviously. Phoebe would be the one to help Abaddon with the Rollyfluffs. Not bc they see eachother as friends, but bc she doesn't want to be possessed by some fluffy creatures and puke their eggs out. So ig they would have some sort of truce/alliance.

We know how a little of first swap episode would go, essentially. The second. A very little bit of the fifth. Seventh. Swap!Eighth is the most fleshed-out. So, I want to try the sixth one—Ghost Hunters (I am watching the episode as I text this, lol)

(Since Nathan had a lot of unfinished projects—because of depression, wouldn’t change here—I believe Katherine would have unfinished projects because of stress or not have any other projects other than the hotel.)

I NEED TO KNOW HOW THE E-MAIL WOULD GO IN THE SWAP AU!!! And how would the Ghost Hunters even go to the hotel, considering Katherine didn’t want it becoming a gimmick?

Abaddon would definitively not be “The Squirrel,” maybe he would go “King of Shrimp” or “Dark Prince of the Underworld,” like his canon self?— (also… would he want to be unreliable or be extremely chaotic? I actually think he’d dislike them, still, or Nathan wouldn’t want Abaddon on TV because he’s afraid the cult might find him???) Besides, I think Annabelle would want to be part of it more than Abaddon, anyways. Given how Esther is up to modern trends… she knows what a TV is, right?

… why would she want to send messages, though? Would she try to manipulate Lonny and Jib rather than try to steal the camera? (She seems like she’d be SO misanthropic and manipulative here, and rightfully so.)

Would Ben refuse to be in the episode out of nervousness? Would Annabelle be split between being in the episode and trying to figure out the things they don’t talk about? How would she even find the enchanted book? (The girl on the book is Jillian Demure and Annabelle keeps her in the book on purpose when she discovers that. Just for fun.) Ben wouldn’t have the same temper tantrum Annabelle had… I guess. Maybe he’d prefer to help Esther with her messages rather than show up?

… would Lonny and Jib be swapped by someone else?

Ben and Annabelle being swapped is the most intriguing for me, because they are so different. So I would love to see how they’d go together.

Also! What would Annabelle and Abaddon have piled up against each other in the Swap!Eighth Episode? It would hurt to see if it becomes even more intense with each sentence (like Annabelle mentioning what she knows of the cult and Abaddon going even deeper into Annabelle’s traumas other than just almost being married off.)

And what would Nathan be mad at Katherine about? (Abaddon surely loves drama.)

Wait, Ben has never dated in this AU, so how would Swap!First Episode’s “I can’t believe this is happening again!” go? Would Ben be reluctant to date Annabelle? Would she even accept right off the bat to try to date Ben because she finds him cute and she is more confident? (I don’t think she cares about what sounds ethical or unethical.)

What lie would Abaddon tell the Ghost Hunters when they have their memories erased? … Annabelle watching Esther’s video would be so funny, actually.

I AM SO SORRY FOR THIS LONG OF AN ASK, AUTISM IS TAKING OVER MY LIFE (both the show and your AU. (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠))

Ooooooooh, more stuff to think about!😋✨

I imagine, similarly to canon, Nathan's old therapist (I hc he used to go to therapy before he took charge of the hotel and he couldn't afford therapy anymore) told him to write an email to Katherine as a therapy exercise, and it would kinda take a different turn from what he thought and wrote about stuff he found irritating by her. It was really petty things, like that one time she stole 10$ from him when they were twelve, or how she forgot to give back a book she borrowed from him years ago. As about the email to the Ghost Hunters, I think Nathan would have sent it to them like in canon, just in case they answered, and he wanted to surprise Katherine (she didn't like the surprise).

Esther wouldn't really be interested in the Ghost Hunters since in this AU she's an immortal witch with a lot of experience, so she knows assholes when she sees them. Abaddon wouldn't be interested in the spotlight either. But do you know who would be interested in the spotlight? Annabelle! She would try to charm them to get her to be part of the episode, just for them to dismiss her. She would tweak so bad, bc how dare they dismiss her like she's nothing?! Ben would be nervous about being on camera, as nervous an anxious ghost boy from the 1700s can be. Meanwhile, Esther would try and steal one of their cameras so she could make videos (I imagine Esther had a general idea of how TV works, just not that all it needed was just a camera).

Esther would make videos about witchcraft, her first one being "Easy ways to curse your enemies and their bloodline". (Annabelle found it surprisingly helpful!)

Annabelle would find the blank book and realize it's haunted and she would write about anything. Especially about her relationship with Ben, expecting support, just for the book to go "girl? You're the problem!" She would read the reasons as to why she's the problem and get pissed and put the book back in the library. She would try not to think about what the book said, that she's obviously not the problem, but deep down she knows it's true, but she refuses to admit it (also the detail of the book being Jillian Demure is hilarious, lmao).

Tbh I don't really care about Lonny and Jib, so I just swapped them with eachother.😭🙏 After they get their memories erased Abaddon tells them "you two are amateur serial killers. You also treat women nicely." The family would give Abaddon weird and worried looks bc he literally made them think they're serial killers, and he doesn't know why he's getting the weird looks. "Why are you looking at me like that? I dissolved their misogyny." (the two will get arrested for attempted murder later that night, so it wasn't much of a big deal anyway!)

I think I answered the bit about Swap!Episode 8 in a previous ask. Or not. I really don't remember.😭 (so many asks, it's insane! In a good way!!)

As for how Ben and Annabelle got together, idk how the "I can't believe this is happening again!" thing would go since Annabelle is Ben's first relationship ever. Ig it just... Wouldn't? In my head, there really wasn't an ulterior motive as to why Ben and Annabelle got together at first. Esther just encouraged Ben to talk to Annabelle, thinking she would dump him and get a laugh out of it, only for them to hit it off.

While Esther is a little shit who terrorizes the town of Midwich for fun, I imagine she's savy enough to not get caught, and knows enough about modern life to know that you can't just kidnap rival hotel owners. So I'm not sure what the boiling point for this episode would be.

Ooooooh, that's an interesting ask!

Firstly, one thing for sure is that the episode would get renamed as "How to Train Your Witch". I imagine Nathan would want to go to town to get paint like Katherine in canon, and would think that, hey, he doesn't think he's seen Esther go to town. And he's pretty sure he hasn't been spending lots of time with her. A little kid needs to have a healthy relationship with a trustful adult (he read it in his book) and he's pretty sure he is one, so why not take her with him? She complains in the car, but it's nothing Nathan can't handle! He manages to get paint, but at some point he realizes Esther's gone from the store and he searches half the town for her until he finds her in the playground performing a ritual on a kid. He takes her to his car and gives her a talk about how she shouldn't perform rituals on random kids. Esther is confused and bummed, bc the kid agreed, so she really doesn't see a problem.

Ig at some point on their way back to the hotel Nathan would ask Esther if she has any hobbies.

"Uhhhh, I like performing rituals."

"I know, but is there anything other than rituals? Something that's less, uhhhh... Witchcrafty?"

"Hmmm... Oh! I like putting curses on people that piss me off! >:)"

"That falls under witchcraft honey."

"Then I guess I don't have any hobbies!"

The episode would be Nathan trying to find Esther a normal and healthy hobby instead of a job around the hotel. Now idk how the whole "Esther accidentally kidnaps the owner of Bed & Breakfast" thing would go. (I'm swapping Charlie [that was his name, right?] with the woman that tried to book in the Undervale for her wedding. I don't remember her name, but yk the one?)

Wait, while writing I had an idea. Esther wouldn't kidnap anyone. So at some point she would leave Nathan bc she's tired of him trying to find her a "real" hobby and summon a hellhound bc she can. Nathan, who has been trying to help Esther, is frustrated and acts a little out of character and forbids her from doing witchcraft for a week, saying that she's obsessed with it and that it would be healthy for her to spend a couple of days without it. She tries to protest but Nathan doesn't want to hear it so she locks herself in the attic out of frustration. Meanwhile, the hellhound is still in the hotel so by the time Charlie comes to the hotel to book for his wedding, Nathan has to deal with that and everything else. Esther would eventually help by sending the hellhound back to Hell and she would pretend to be his little niece and use her 11 year old girl charm. "Sorry for causing you trouble uncle Nate. I tried to prove that I'm a good dog owner, but I guess I failed. Here, you can take the dog back *gives him a dog leash*. And you won't let me have ice cream for a month. :(" Obviously everyone believes her and thinks the hellhound was just a normal dog and tells Nathan to go easy on her and after the whole thing dissipates and everyone leaves, Nathan would apologize to Esther for his behavior, that he shouldn't take away the one thing that brings her joy, and that he shouldn't push her to find a "real" hobby. She would accept the apology, as long as he stopped complaining about her rituals.

Who would be the killer and what would be his motivations? Would PK’s motivations continue to stay the same, which is to kill people who are having sex?

And Annabelle actually seems like she would have called the teenagers to her house because she wants the attention and already tries to convince herself she’s popular (I am giving her Cluster B disorders, in my headcanons, she fits the criteria for at least two. Besides, the environment she grew up in the AU does make that a possibility.)

I really wonder what would Esther chant… if Abaddon chanted “Abaddon,” would Esther also chant her own name, or something else?

I NEED THE “why would someone date you?” BY ABADDON OR ESTHER. Abaddon did it out of demon misunderstanding, but Esther… would she be willingly mean? Or does “date” indeed mean something else in Shakespearean English? Besides, what would Annie’s reaction be? (I think a bit more intense than Ben’s to protect Nathan’s feelings.)

Would Nathan think the others want to purposefully avoid him by insisting he goes on that date? … That’d be tragic, if so.

Does Esther have a trilby? Or some other hat? (She definitively kept vintage hats as time went on, I imagine.)

… What is Ben’s role here? And I truly need Katherine trying to talk with the killer and being mad at them until she seems to grow a bit attached to them… she would still be disappointed that she got attached, though.

Stabbadon scene, what do they chant instead of “Stabbadon!”? And I think Annabelle would be more envious than disappointed.

Wait… can Esther lose limbs and have them reattached? I am imagining Abaddon trying to stitch her back together while she just looks done, like “not again. I went so far this time! I might have gotten my record of not getting torn apart!”

I need Abby wanting to kill the killer instead of doing a “solid” plan like Esther’s.

And the fake making out scene… I wonder if Annabelle would even agree to that— unless Ben still has the same situation here and he wants to save Annie the stress— wait, if the teenagers call Ben “Bend,” how would they call Annabelle?

Would Nathan accept the date because he wants it, or would he go home alone? But then, how would Swap!PK want to kill him? I AM LOSING MY MIND.

I LOVE THE THIRD EPISODE, BUT I DON’T REMEMBER MUCH OF IT BECAUSE I AM SLEEPY, EVEN THOUGH I JUST WOKE UP— WHA!!!

No, I am not getting attached to your Swap!Abby and Swap!Annie, totally, nuh-uh. The nickname is because Abby is already called that here and Annie is because Annabelle is too long, that’s why! Hmph! (I adore your Swap AU, I know I say that a lot, but I mean it everytime.)

What a coincidence! I just answered an ask like that earlier this morning! Definitely not bc I specifically requested that hahahahaha (looking for this ask on my blog made me realize just how many stuff I reblog lol). Many of your questions have been answered there. :)

I think I have figured out who I'm gonna swap Randy with! I'm gonna swap him with Angela. :) The fake making out scene would change, and Annabelle and Angela would be pretending to pet a cat and make fake cat noises with Annabelle whispering "this is humiliating. T-T"

As for who would say "why would someone date you?" I think it would be neither Esther or Abaddon. It would be Annabelle. Don't get her wrong, she loves Nathan, he makes her feel genuinely loved and he treats her like the daughter he never had (which she is). But she also thinks he's low-key a loser. But oh welp! If her loser foster father's gonna go on a date, she'll make sure he looks less like the nerd he is and more like a movie star. <3

And yes, Esther can tear and reattach her limps back. She's more careful though and doesn't lose her limps that often, but she will get that freaking jacket back.

To replace the "Stabaddon" scene, it would be Esther sitting on the floor along with the cat girls and petting a cat saying "you know, they say that a dog is man's best friend, but a cat is a witch's best friend."