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I have been thinking lately about a universe where Bruce Wayne killed the Joker.
I want to be clear here, since there are so many longstanding debates on this topic: I do not think Bruce Wayne should kill the Joker. I have just been wondering what would happen if the circumstances aligned in such a way that he did.
And to be clear on a related, yet slightly different topic: when I say I have been wondering about what if Bruce Wayne killed the Joker, I do not mean as the Batman. I mean Bruce "Brucie" Wayne.
Maybe it's kind of an accident? Like, he definitely did intend to hit the Joker, but he's Brucie right now, so he's trying not to look like he knows what he's doing while still doing enough damage to keep the Joker from killing someone, and meanwhile the Joker makes just the wrong move and -
And here we are. Brucie just killed the Joker.
Bruce's reaction here is one thing; he has his one rule for a reason, he's just broken it, he's determined to turn himself in -
His family's reaction is a whole different story. How does Cass feel about this?
How does Jason? Bruce has killed the Joker, just like he wanted, but it wasn't for him, not really, and -
And meanwhile, this happens in front of, say, a gala full of people, so now all of Gotham gets to react to it too.
Average Gothamite, seeing the words BRUCE WAYNE, JOKER, and KILLED in the same headline: OH, NO.
Average Gothamite, once they've processed the order those words are actually in: . . . I did not have that on this year's bingo card.
The city's most famous mass murderer has just been publicly killed by the city's biggest employer/philanthropist/source of tabloid harmless nonsense! Three days before Brucie was making tabloid headlines by tripping into a fountain and somehow losing his shirt in the process! Two weeks before, the newspaper was running a retrospective on the Wayne murders and what donation Brucie was making to help the families of victims this year! The article mentioned how one of his adopted sons had also tragically become a murder victim!
Now this has happened, and Bruce is having a breakdown over breaking his one rule, and the rest of Gotham just assumes that this is because poor Brucie thinks this somehow makes him like the man who killed his parents. They send a huge outpouring of support his way. This in no way helps Bruce's actual breakdown.
Ninety percent of Gotham is sure Brucie didn't actually mean to kill the Joker, and pretty much a hundred percent of them support him whether he meant to do it or not. No one wants to have anything to do with prosecuting this mess. Bruce is trying to make it as clear as possible that he will fully cooperate with the justice system and meanwhile an entire gala full of people is suddenly acting like they could in no way have possibly witnessed events that took place ten feet in front of their faces. Did Bruce kill the Joker? Is the officer sure? That doesn't seem like him. Maybe the Joker just tripped on his own. Marble floors, you know. Very slippery.
i mean, there is no way the Joker was not presenting a serious threat at the time, and Bruce very genuinely didn't mean to kill him, so even if it did go to trial no jury would convict.
the issue then would be getting Bruce to agree to be coherently defended in court, or to accept that he wasn't being tried.
you'd have this deranged situation where the justice system is like 'we decline to press charges' and the multimillionaire who very literally didn't commit murder, because it was an accident and justified, going into conniptions about how he needs to be convicted of murder, someone let him plead guilty already.
the public wouldn't even be wrong that this is Brucie having lingering issues from his parents' murder.
this is the funniest death the Joker could possibly get. he'd be delighted.
This is absolutely the funniest death the Joker could possibly get, but instead of causing the joke, he's the butt of the joke.
He would not be delighted by this, he would be raging with pyroclastic fury.
Because by "Brucie Wayne accidentally kills the joker and tries to get convicted of murder despite every single person in a 500mi radius refusing to prosecute or even blame him morally" being the thing that happens?
The Joker is suddenly not scary anymore.
No one is whispering his name or looking over their shoulder anymore. No one is scared to laugh lest they summon him. His spectre that has been looming over Gotham for years is completely gone. Everyone is laughing, but they're laughing AT him. His power is gone.
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i finally finished my joker design
it's not a red string of fate those two are bound by dog collars and a steel chain

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Who's "Batsy"?
The Batjokes dynamic I most prefer is one where Joker continues to bring madness and mayhem to Gotham—continues to be, yknow, a supervillain (though it’s nice when he kills slightlyyyy less than before because he knows his darling hates it)—and Batman continues to fight crime, which obviously includes fighting Joker and trying to stop him. But it’s just so funny to think about them meeting up and fucking, cuddling, doing what lovers do and then being like—okay cool, bye! See you at work! Because basically they’re just, colleagues right? What happens in the alleys of Gotham stays in the alleys of Gotham! The rest is just… the drama of a workplace romance, oh my!
Batman death of the family #full
This is a Batman who laughs drawing i did of the Queen studios Batman who laughs statue, although in my version, ive made the undead creatures resemble vampiric creatures, almost like the Man-Bat design.

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Hey. If I offered copies of my anthology bind, would people be interested in purchasing it? I wouldn't normally do this, but I'm currently unemployed and freaking out about money. All of the stories in this are my own, I would never try to profit off of another author's work. Once I have a job again I won't be open to selling them.
“We’re linked, you and I. Like comedy and tragedy”.
so glad to finally get this one out of the way. i’ve been working on it for 3 months LOL. yeah there’s imperfections but im so tired of working on this ughh… also, it’s based on this batcat wedding piece, which i love.