the good times are killing me

it's always two distinguished gentlemen saying precisely to each other

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you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man

remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

have you guys heard about this

hey guys. you hear about this?

whoa. just heard about this

she pound me like a thwomp. EEUURRGHERHHGH

bro, go to Jimmy John's and ask for the Fetty Wop meal. The looks on their faces won't change and they'll give you a buffalo chicken wrap and buffalo chicken flavored chips with a drink of your choice.

just learned from my friend who works at Jimmy John's that the parentheses in the meal name caused a nationwide software glitch for 24 hours that made it so the order was free. Her store had to cancel hundreds of orders that day.

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