Im Batatee

No matter what I do, I always feel like a teenager pretending to be an adult.

This whole post is a big big big mood

I actually have never been more proud of anything in my life and WILL reblog this every day until I die.

Fris-bear

talented bear

Remember the internet when we were kids?

I could walk into a convenience store robbery and not even notice tbh

@ofgeography

it was ONE TIME

literally everybody needs to read this

That was some if the funniest fucking shit I’ve ever read

click the link i’m crying

“i could go for some pop tarts” jesus christ i’m dying

“I dont think they’re gonna let us buy wine” I am screaming

we took slinky to the vet (nothing serious dw) but the two vets just lost their absolute shit when they saw the way he ate and now a random vet has a video of slinky eating on his phone

op I love your cat but please change your url we’ve been over this

They are going to pass all of their finals

who?

the student reading this ❤️

I mean thanks for the support but idk…

you’re enough

love yourself!!!!!!! or suffer my wrath!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And by wrath I mean love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no I mean wrath!!!!!! you reading this if you don’t love yourself I’ll beat you with a stick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate myself so come at me, I’m not afraid to die.

NICE