id like to thank dogs for existing

One must imagine Sisyphus getting some sort of sick sexual pleasure out of all that

they should invent a more pleasurable way to be a creature of discipline

does anyone know if we've epically defeated fascism by ironically emasculating its figureheads yet

This is the most pussy headache I've had in yonks

all roads lead back to giovanni and that damn room

repression doesn’t eliminate desire but distorts it

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let's never forget what really matters..... self denial and penance

if you hate jazz you will die and go to hell

some of you aren’t even perverts you just have normal sexual desires that you are ashamed of

Just found out that "two fingers of whiskey" does not mean slowly caressing the bottle and gently teasing its hole until that beautiful decanter of delicious brown liquid can take you inside itself and moans your name into your shoulder but does in fact just mean two ounces