Coastal Disaster

I started a new blog! Follow @advicebyjeff!

Jeff’s advice: Follow @advicebyjeff

Yo mama so fat, last time she passed by the TV, I missed a season of ‘Friends’.

“If you think about it, isn’t being stabbed just knife poisoning?”

for a hot second, we nearly had everything we wanted.

Can’t think of a single apocalypse or plague movie that anticipated the run on toilet paper.

can’t believe a supernatural gif is aplicable to 2020 events…….. this is definitely the worst possible timeline

"If I've done the math right, we could theoretically yeet the horse."

Accents are literally just different mouth fonts.

Using 3D printers, you can now pirate board games.

The human body is made in such a way, that it is impossible to smile and breathe at the same time

Donkey from Shrek used to be a real boy, but he went to Pleasure Island with Pinocchio and turned into a donkey.

We talk to dogs as if they were human but often speak to our babies in gibberish.

“700 million people are smarter than you.” may sound like an insult, but it would put you at the 90th percentile.

If humans ever begin colonizing other planets, there will be conspiracy theorists who will believe that Earth doesn’t exist.