Say Auf Wiedersehen

2. Shosanna Dreyfus

She does the dishes, you cook (remember: she hates pasta, loves something spicy)

Instead of hogging the blankets, she actively rejects them in her sleep

Likes accidentally spilling wine on your clothes and suggesting you remove them

Not into PDA unless it's under the table and you promise to be very, very quiet ;)

Coffee, library, joyriding dates

Night owl

Doesn't blush easily so once you starting dating, your flirting upgraded to premium

Unusually interested in cosplaying during sex and takes notes from her favourite steamy movies/books

You once found her to-do list and right beside the grocery list were sex toys she wanted to test on you.

3. Dieter Hellstrom

The uniform stays on in bed

Definitely has a collarbone kink but vehemently denies it

Likes quiet dates so that there's more room for conversation

Ambivert

Sleeps like a corpse so you don't understand how he still takes all the pillows the next morning

He knows you find his gloves and fingers attractive, and uses it to his advantage

He finds it hot you cry

Dresses formally to your family's boardgame nights

Constant internal struggle of hating his messy hair, but loving when you run your fingers through it

He's speedrunning learning engineering because your car broke down once three years ago

He has the same unnerving smile whether he's affectionate, suggestive, or threatening

4. Hans Landa

Professional ragebaiter but for you, most of his jokes end in sexual innuendos

Switch but he's leading either way

The biggest compliment is that he likes hearing your voice more than his

5 star everything: hotel, Michigan restaurants, jewellery stores, vacation destinations, dentists

Foot kink (he never kneels unless it's to massage your feet)

His favourite food are purple grapes because they are throwable

Buys lingerie and you never know if it's for you or himself

If you're dating him, you definitely have a praise kink and he definitely knows this

He has a shrine for you in his office that he updates seasonally

The type of partner to convince you to skip work for cuddles