Bass0w0n™️

long distance relationship (my liege has locked himself in the tower on the opposite side of the castle while I guard the gate)

(flirting) what if i named my sword after you and kissed the blade before each battle for good luck

i am terminally A Sucker for characters who have a towering and generally earned ego about their own ability and absolutely no self-worth about themselves as a person at all. intoxicating combo.

call that attending an Executive Function

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

Even as a child I knew I wanted a cigarette

turn up the harpsichord i cant hear the harpsichord

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household