Of Pasta and Tiny Pancakes

White cloud mountain minnow

Cardinal tetra

Ember tetra

Neon tetra

Dwarf spotted danio

Harlequin rasbora

Mosquito rasbora

Endler’s livebearer

Guppy

Cherry barb

Dwarf barb

White cloud mountain minnow

Cardinal tetra

Ember tetra

Neon tetra

Dwarf spotted danio

Harlequin rasbora

Mosquito rasbora

Endler’s livebearer

Guppy

Cherry barb

Dwarf barb

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It is pretty common. Ferret play is rough. The saying usually goes No Poop, No Blood, No Foul. 

Sounds like you may be experiencing dominance fighting. Unfortunately, you have to let them fight it out. 

My oldest girl used to pick on my little one so I kept them separate until he was big enough to fight back. It took 3 months for their fighting to commence. It was hard not to break them up because Ducky would cry.

Just keep an eye on the fighting to make sure there is no poop or blood.

• *someone says something* “what?” *repeats themselves* “sorry?” *repeats themselves again* “pardon?”

•"hey, y'see the red thing at the top of the shelf, will you get it?“ “Sorry, what?” “On the sh-” “oh yeah sure, I’ll get it.”

•*doesn’t hear teacher because someone’s pen is making a scratchy sound at the back of the room*

•*replays video 10 ten times to figure out what they’re saying*

•teachers asking, “why do you always stop writing in the middle of a sentence, just write down whatever I’m saying,” followed by the response, “I’m just processing it,” rebuked by, “we’ll stop processing it and just write.”

wanting to chime in on other people’s conversations all the time, but don’t, because you’re not suppose to be “listening” to them.

being the only person in the house that can hear that awful buzzing sound certain electronics make

hiding in your room because everything is too loud. 

motorcycles were invented by satan

being told that you have dog-like hearing by friends and family

Forgetting how to think because ambient noise is drowning out your internal monologue. 

“No, I don’t need the volume up, I’d just really like to put on subtitles. No, I don’t need to move closer, I just…”

Leaving the room whenever someone starts talking on the phone. 

Pausing your video whenever someone starts talking but trying really really hard not to seem passive aggressive about it. 

• *someone says something* “what?” *repeats themselves* “sorry?” *repeats themselves again* “pardon?”

•"hey, y'see the red thing at the top of the shelf, will you get it?“ “Sorry, what?” “On the sh-” “oh yeah sure, I’ll get it.”

•*doesn’t hear teacher because someone’s pen is making a scratchy sound at the back of the room*

•*replays video 10 ten times to figure out what they’re saying*

•teachers asking, “why do you always stop writing in the middle of a sentence, just write down whatever I’m saying,” followed by the response, “I’m just processing it,” rebuked by, “we’ll stop processing it and just write.”

wanting to chime in on other people’s conversations all the time, but don’t, because you’re not suppose to be “listening” to them.

being the only person in the house that can hear that awful buzzing sound certain electronics make

hiding in your room because everything is too loud. 

motorcycles were invented by satan

being told that you have dog-like hearing by friends and family

Forgetting how to think because ambient noise is drowning out your internal monologue. 

“No, I don’t need the volume up, I’d just really like to put on subtitles. No, I don’t need to move closer, I just…”

Leaving the room whenever someone starts talking on the phone. 

Pausing your video whenever someone starts talking but trying really really hard not to seem passive aggressive about it. 

I made this today and can confirm it is the real deal. If you are poor and/or eat instant ramen all the time like me, you should give it a try.

you can eat the stalks whole one by one, or just cut the greens off with scissors and let them grow back from the white base. just don’t let the water get too old or too warm, or submerge too much of the greens, or you risk losing a stalk to rot— just replace the water once or twice a week, do an occasional sniff test.

if the roots get real long, you can even upgrade your stalks to houseplant status. when potted, the upkeep’s a little higher, because you have to water them regularly, but the onions start to reproduce.

If you’re adding green onions/chives, add them at the same time or immediately after the seasoning and be sure to stir them in well, or else you’re just kinda going to get onions around the rim of the pan.

Keep it on heat once you crack the egg over it to make sure it actually cooks. I had to put mine back ON the heat to make sure it got to the egg. Alternatively, if you don’t like runny yolks like I do, you can probably just fry the egg separately and make sure it cooks through. But if you DO like a good runny yolk, stir the noodles ALL UP IN THAT SHIT when it’s done and coat them well for some extra yummy eggy flavor!

Also, a tiny bit of spice and seasoning go a long way. I found some ground ginger in my spice cabinet and added a pinch, along with a splash (no more than 1 tbs) of soy sauce.