low level rebel

people at my work are so computer illiterate like there's literally a search bar to find files stop fucking calling me while I'm on vacation

trying to salvage the last hours of vacation but setting up the hammock and chillin

why does every single one of your faves has to have a monster cock. some of them are packing peanuts and that's okay, just goes to show you a lot of you equate big penises with a better sexual performance. alas, we move on

well that place has gotta be haunted

no look it specifically says “Not Haunted”, see? everything is fine

if you found out that your dad has 120k followers on tiktok what would it be for? what would your dad's tiktok niche be

oh its bad back there.

now THIS is the spirit of Halloween

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

Line cooks and the weed man do more for the human race every day than any CEO has ever done in their entire life