The Great Mouse Detective is the best movie ever

Shane: I'm your Actual Husband and we work together, shouldn't I be your Work Husband?

Ilya: Actual Husband can't be Work Husband. Is against the rules

Shane: fine. Who should be my Work Husband then?

which means maybe the centaurs have picked up on the fact that hey, sometimes when shane wants ilya to stop doing something, he taps his arm twice. or if ilya wants shane to move one way, he taps him three times. or if he just wants his attention, its a squeeze. which is all relatively normal, and they probably think its cute that they have an unspoken language for communicating with one another.

and troy smiles, “right, because you were with roz the whole time.”

“i mean, yes, but also because you and dallas kent spent years calling me and jj ‘rush hour’ and asking hayden if his wife was his beard to cover up his big gay relationship with me.”

the rest of the centaurs blink. harris puts his head in his hands and groans.

it’s the terror of knowing what this world is about

PrincessAmericaChavez

https://archiveofourown.org/works/83076471

Summary:

He’s about to unlock the door when his phone buzzes, no doubt with an apology or an explanation. Someone screams outside of the bathroom. There’s a loud noise. More screams. What the-

His phone buzzes again.

Jane: don’t come out

Jane: hide

Jane: guns

Jane: idk what’s happening

Jane: call the cops

Or

thank you so much for liking them 🥹 here ya go <3 i can't post all of it but i think these are the most relevant ones ?

(I kinda like shane hair in tlg, I feel like I am the only one lol)

and their cousin has drawn this

but why not me too??