Here for the gay shit

they gotta ban u from making jokes about brokeback mountain if u've never watched it i think . ruined my life for like a solid week it's so good and yet 50% of the people that know abt it think it's just raunchy cowboy sex

when people use their laptops on the train i'm like is anything really THAT serious

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

I super do not want to

cannot stop saying “call me richard the way I’m the third”. I’m not even a third anything. can someone more appropriate take this curse from me

i know deborah is mad as hell she didn’t buy those salt and pepper shakers now

watching this show is absolutely hysterical because ava literally has 0 game and says shit like "like toy story?" when a hot woman tells her to her face she wants to fuck her and she gets it ANYWAY. truly a masterpiece. ava gives hope to all losers out there.