Salutations

you all have permission to come to my funeral and give wildly conflicting accounts of my life

Please. I want nothing more than to be shrouded in a confusing mesh of myth and fact

listen…i literally dream of being a woman with a skin care routine, that smells good always and eats vegetables but i am a swamp demon and i’m doing what i can with that 

Pretty sure the 4th one can get away with murder lol

How in the fuck

This is beautiful

depression sucks because you could be half way done dancing in your underwear and making cookies and all the sudden everything is pointless and you feel so lost and worthless and have no motivation to breath and it’s like ??????? theses cookies were going to be great ??? calm down depression ?? pls ?

I love her she is one of my huge artistic inspirations

do you ever see someone so stereotypically attractive you’re just like nah ew

Wild

no one coulda reblogged this a month ago when i spent 500

momentsbymarcus

Look at KB coming through

Every time you see this, reblog it. There is always someone in college that will see this.

Today we're all Slytherins