What A Crazy Life

Lmfao the pause

where’s the lie

THEY CAME THAT WAY!!

I’m stupid dead😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Oh my fucking god

ME

i wasnt ready for the end of this one omfg

THE DOG AGAINST THE WALL IM SCREAMING

Quality post

we need to talk about that house loan

It’s important to me.

People who can overcome their disabilities to follow their dreams are such an inspiration.

If you haven’t listened to her yet, do so. Her voice is really amazing!

im so glad i didnt die before i saw this

This is me dissociating 😂

I was fine but then this video haunted me through all my classes so I’ll reblog

good…..bye…..

I HOLLERED AT THIS

😂😂😂😂😂😂

FUCKING DED 😂😂

Omg 😭😭😭😭

I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.

I’m glad there’s a teacher version of “accidentally called teacher ‘mom’”

when I worked at Medieval Times occasionally I would slip in real life and call people “my lord”

One time during family prayer, dad began: “our father who art in heaven, American Airlines, how can I help you?”

Yesterday I went to Wendy’s and the girl said “Welcome to McDonalds” and then just sighed

Somebody in the elevator asked me what floor I lived on, and I answered “please open your books to page eight”, and we just kind of stared at each other, blinking.

one time, since I used to work as a daycare teacher with preschoolers, i was on my college campus in my gym, and someone was running in the weight room and tripped over a machine and fell, and instead of offering to help, I just stared and said, “This is why we use our walking feet.” we both sat there for a while until the guy nodded and said, “yeah, okay, i should’ve done that.”