🧠Dax (He/It)🫀

You cannot convince me this isn’t what happened.

Coat blanket, that’s the whole post

Also... I can't stop thinking about Ernie being handed a modeling chocolate Ernie from a old cake Boss episode. Ernie you're Sublime forever...

[part 1]

Little Gummygoo version 🐊💚💛

octonauts, wild kratts, bluey, rescue bots...

Bluey poster spotted during a demonstration in Melbourne

how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?

tier 6 (you’re literally a fourth grader): baby arm, baloney pony, beaver basher, beef whistle, custard launcher, dude piston, flesh flute, heat-seeking moisture missile, krull the warrior king, luigi, mayo shooting hotdog gun, meter long king kong dong, pig skin bus, piss weasle, purple-headed yogurt flinger, purple-helmeted warrior of love, schlong dongadoodle, single barreled pump action bollock, spawn hammer, steamin’ semen truck, tan banana, thundersword, wang doodle, whoopie stick, wing wang doodle, yogurt shotgun 

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Neil Gaiman: Which is ultimately a kiss and I... you know, it was a lesson that I learned many many years later when I was writing Good Omen Season 2 and fans would write these letters in going: 'I hope they're going to kiss.' And I'd see you know every fourth or fifth letter was, you know, 'Just tell us that... just make us happy. Because, Crowley and Aziraphale are they going to kiss in this season?' and there was a point where I started to go, 'You know, I can give you what you want, but you won't want it.'

Wanted to try my hand at animating him since his movements are so expressive in the movie

There’s also two more on his ankle and calf but I’m still figuring those out.

johhny ohnn “the spot”