you say to me here is a woman. she's insane and irreparably broken and probably a danger to herself and others. and i say yay yippee woohoo! and things of this nature

Today is August 5, 2026!

Uncles and Nephews can perform especially powerful attacks together. Experiment with different uncles and nephews to discover their unique abilities.

this is what LMFAO did with party rock anthem

less than 20 seconds

just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

there is other things too there's zoo tycoon

Glassblowers and hat makers are so funny bc they're so obviously insanely skilled in these difficult crafts and 9 times out of 10 they're using that skill to make the tackiest shit you've ever seen

[Polish. A red writing on the wall saying "no smoking" changed to "beating meat compulsory" with a black sharpie]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!