PEPE SILVIA

drink some water you beautiful and capable but dehydrated bitch

also I met a millionaire (possibly billionaire ? her family owns the mall of America and she made a $100 million donation to my brothers possible future school) today bc she donated That Much money to my brothers possible future school and she was at an event they held that I went to today. anyways she introduced herself w her first and last name and her title and I didn’t know who she was and i was like ok I guess that’s Just How We’re Introducing Ourselves Today and i went “um. okay. im alexander __________ and im _____’s brother” and I didn’t realize she was doing that because I was Supposed To Realize who she was until an hour later and looking back introducing myself the exact same way is the biggest unintentional power move

I checked and her net worth is over a billion dollars… I really (unintentionally) did That

“oh we’re using our made-up names. then I’m spiderman”

This is like those totally conspicuous openings for mechas to fly out of whenever the city is in danger

I like this circular bridge

the heck is it for, though? I hope there’s a really cool reason and not just an architect trolling.

it’s for mechas to fly out of whenever the city is in danger. duh.

Wasn’t that just a way to get people to slow down on a long straight stretch?

Yeah, to slow down and look at the cool mechas flying out.

I thought it was tricarbon potassium monoxide

just watched Shape of Water on the plane and like. damn. she really flooded her whole apartment for that fish dick

coward

when I presented this project to my 3D design class nobody laughed

valkyrie wasn’t in infinity war because she would have chugged an entire bottle of jet fuel and ripped the infinity gauntlet off with her bare hands and then the movie would have been over