big texas cummer

once every 2 million babies, a “strong baby” is born. That baby has the strength of one hundred regular babies. I am that baby, and I wish you a merry christmas

*guy smoking weed for the first time* damn. this crap is actually getting me somewhat stoned

pecancat:     

#this post is a fucking disaster

minoji: 

   Just added “Likes”: an easy way  their p sts.

   Just added “Likes”: an easy way  their p sts.

#this post is a fucking disaster

raissekujikawa:

AAAAAAAAAAAAJGHHHHFHHHHHHHGGGHHHHHHHHHGJHHHHGHHGGGGGGGGGH

An ode to the ultimate blogging

Me loading up on breadsticks at olive garden before our waiter asks me wnd my sexy girlfriend to leave for causing an alfredo disaster

Me shoving ALPHA cocks down my throat as they're about to bust!

Elon Musk just killed himself??