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This is comedic genius

Scarlemagne in this scene is every artist and writer on this site

“Because an NPC is speaking.”

Cat discovers oranges and discovers that he doesn’t like them. (via nevermndthealbatross)

Lawful Chaotic - loophole abuse. their goal is to carry out as many zany shenanigans as possible in an absolutely nonpunishable manner. Chaotic Lawful - malicious compliance. dredges up obscure laws that haven’t been implemented in decades or centuries and insists on following them. thrives on inscrutable bureaucratic labyrinths. Good Evil - the token evil teammate. a missing stair. an objectively terrible person but charming or useful somehow so people keep making excuses for them. Evil Good - always does the right thing, but, like, in the least comfortable way. call them in for big, big problems, and then spend a year wondering if it was really worth it. their approval fills you with shame.

a very tired paladin (via outofcontextdnd)

My players…

(571): How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.