"Pregame, Off The Feild"

(idea: @thingsalwaysmatter)

“This section, you need to gently stroke the cat. Just gently pet its fur. Right now, you’re scalping the cat and cutting off its skin. Pet the cat.”

“MR DUGGER YOU NEED TO STOP IT WITH THE ANALOGIES.”

“I’m just so glad I beat Connor” “You beat Connor?” “Yeah I got fourth chair and he got fifth chair!” *connor, from across the room* “FIGHT ME KAYCEE”

“Carson quit playing or I will shove your trumpet up your ass”

“Judson, let Carson out of the locker” “But he likes it in there” *muffled swearing* “Judson”

*carson is playing into his trumpet while judson presses the valves for him* *riley, who is observing, to me* “I’m pretty sure they’re gay for each other”

“Audrey chipped my reed.” “I did not!” “Yes you did. I tested for fingerprints.” “No, Bella, you saw her do it.” “Quiet, Brandt.”

“What about one of those squeeze yogurt things?”