everybody wants toxic yuri

Ideas for how to celebrate:

- Watch Empire Records!

- Listen to the soundtrack!

- Appreciate physical media because you own it forever!

- Shave your head!

- Change your name to Warren!

- Make an interactive art piece criticizing capitalism!

- Hate celebrities!

- Commit Pety Theft! (For legal reasons, this is a JOKE).

- Steal your bosses money and go to Atlantic City! (AGAIN, A JOKE)

The Picture of Dorian Gray, a book written by an author who got imprisoned for sodomy, is getting a visual adaptation where the two characters with clear homoromantic undertones are turned into brothers.

Dracula, a book about a group of friends that explore the themes of antagonism and Victorian anxieties, is getting a visual adaptation where the count falls in love with one of his rape victims.

Wuthering Heights, a book that beats the reader over the head with a bat about how the POC protagonist wants to be privileged and white, is getting a visual adaptation with a white person as the protagonist and a POC as the one he envies.

The Odyssey, a book about a man from Ancient Greece trying to get home from war, is getting a visual adaptation coated in a "Hollywood" aesthetic that rejects accurate armour and casting.

Let me explain:

I'll try to keep this simple

have you heard of [philosophical concept]?

Imagine a situation in which—

think of it this way: