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I love characters who seem really arrogant but then are actually That Good
to me, if you can back up your claims, then you don't have Arrogance. you have Confidence.
Salad Supreme is Tajin for white people.
This god damn frog just hit a suicide dive and followed it with a high angle release German suplex.
A knight of questionable morals approaches a teifling witch in her fog sodden cabin, dripping with malintent.
He had left his father the lord's castle to demand a pact, magic or otherwise that would grant him the hand of the most beautiful seamstress in the land who loves to cook.
The witch rolled her eyes. "So unoriginal, and I suppose this woman with the body of a goddess that feeds you like a king will have to magically be pleased to give up your firstborn to me as well?"
She said, stroking the familiar on her shoulder as it let out a loud 'CAW!'
"Who said anything about feeding my lady? For there are many things besides vitals one can make in a cauldron such as this."
The knight said cockily leaning against her witches brew.
"A cauldron such as... wait..."
Said the witch as her eyebrows stitched together in consternation.
"But that is my cauldron!"
"But of course!" Said the knight waiving dismissively and smiling wryly, "As for our firstborn naturally, it shall be yours seing as you will be its mother."
"... wait... are you... is this a pick-up line?"
The witches jaw dropped.
"That's the clever mind I intend to love you for!" The knight said, clapping his hands over his breast and falling to one knee.
"This isn't happening."
Said the witch, pinching the bridge of her nose.
"Can't I make some tavern trollop or far away half diluted noble fall for you instead?"
"My father was granted land with an old wizzard tower on it."
The knight coos in a sing-song voice.
"And our copper mines? Infested with reagents.
Bats rooster all over the place, fungus grows everywhere, the whole place flows, and no one knows why that is!
All that can be yours if you will, but take my hand???"
" ... I can't believe I'm considering this. My patron is laughing so hard I can barely hear myself think..."
"Don't think my lady! Your beauty is Devine..
truly, you are all that I could ever desire!"
Said the knight, clapping her hand in his!
"... I'm going to be sick."
She protested, but it was weak.
"Sick with joy! Never will a witch of your kind have been so cherished by a court or protected from those who would come at you with pitchforks! Verily I tell you from the moment I saw you that you are the apple of my..."
The knight prattled on.
"Shut up!... shut up.
Would you have me drink my own love potion?"
"Of course not! I'd rather us grow in a love that is true.
I'll grow on you."
"... like a wart."
She murmured, blushing.
"Aye. But witches love warts. That's why you lot love to faff about with toadstools."
He smiled cheerily.

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Miss me with pop country, "Oh, your wife got lip filled and Starbucks, and you lifted your F-150? Poser!" I want to hear how the mining company personally ruined your bloodline, got you hooked on the bottle, starved your baby, worked your pa to death, and so you shot your foreman while high on cocaine! In ballad form, preferably the night before they hang you.
"Calling one rock band the greatest is so wrong because it is a genre of infinite vibes."
*The crowd nods slowly along.*
"You cannot put Kansas and Lynard Skynard in the same category as Nirvana and Alice in Chains, anymore than you could compare ACDC and Guns in Roses to Metallica and Black Sabath, which is still not comparable to Queen and Bon Jovi."
*Applause builds as I warm to my theme.*
"Which is to say nothing of the women, Blondie, Heart, Joan and the Blackhearts... and the Renaissance! Linkin Park, Breaking Benjamin! Would you have me compare them to Creedence Clearwater or Aerosmith? Or Aerosmith and CCR to Elton and Clapton, no!..."
*rapturous ovation*
"... which is to say for me personally, Tool was the best rock band of all..."
*Mic reverb effect, Pin drop, tentative boos, a man yells out "Pretentious dickhead!"*
"HEY! That is uncalled for, you know what? Fuck you! Fred Durst was a visionary, and Seether's 'Fake it' is an anthem of the youth! Every Six Seconds bangs from track to track, and POD was fine, actually."
*I am trampled to death by the mob in their ignorance, my last words,*
"Forgive them Chad Kroger, they know not what they do."
*ring out.*
The relationship between the perspective author and the foreign loan word they adore but will never learn how to spell...
ADHD Culture is tearing the first page out of a 500-page notebook and throwing the whole notebook away years later.
The notebook knows. The sacred continuity of the WIP has been broken.

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Also, Spanish is a gendered language. It's Latino y Latina.
We already changed languages for Barcelona, we're not doing it again for UC Berkley.
No seat at the Quineqñera for you.
I speak a little Spanglish, but if you're like a truly hopeless No Sabo kid and don't know where to sit, don't worry Ninío. Custody will be settled before the divorce is finalized.
For those that don't know, most Tejanos y Norteños would very much appreciate it if the Chicanos would stop claiming to speak for us at EVERY possible occasion. We want to make barbacoa without all this fire department nonsense and we have not trusted a word out of D.C. or Mexico city in the past 200 years.
Los Chicanos y Buricas are fighting over who gets to be the white people's favorite? I think. I don't know. We're just their hick cousins unless we make something profitable, and then they scramble over themselves to claim it's about Chicano pride.
Los Cubanos seem cool. They don't complain much except about pisss poor coffee and rent in Miami.
The Venezuelans get a little slack from everyone cause no one likes Maduro.
Los Chipapas are on thin fucking ice güey, learn to season your fucking food then we'll talk about the cultural head.
Most of us want an ethnic divorce, but we can't cause the US census is a travesty.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
An intellectual; Sure, there are some differences, but most Latinx communities have a shared language and experience of resisting integration.
Me with my lived experience; Los Tejanos, Norteños y Chicanos have never agreed on anything in their God damn lives except getting that bitch that killed Selinas.
Is it harmful to tell my toddler on my birthday, "Yup, I was born in the 1900s, so I'm 100 years older than you."
Asking for a me.

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Corporations really looked at what doctors warned would be the most a.d.d./a.d.h.d. generation in history and decided that all our tasks should some how be tied to the smart light box that keeps at them CONSTANTLY and wonder why we have trouble focusing and don't find fulfillment in our tasks.
All because the Sexy Turtle Neck Guy tm. bought a yacht and if they listened to him maybe they too could by a bigger yacht.
God I loathe corporate America.
I think I was born in the late nineteen hundreds because God knew I was born to be a cranky old man, he told Peter "Hold up, we gotta get him in that window cause one day it will make so much sense in his origin story."