wtf is tumblr!?

during a job interview if you get asked, “What are three words your friends would use to describe you?” just use some traits from ur hogwarts house

reblog to save a life

SHIT.

r.i.p. to peter parker. he’s not dead yet, but aunt may is gonna kill him.

I need Peter to spend the whole movie trying to guess what Doctor Strange’s “real” name is, and no one will tell him, so he just yells out random names at the most inconvenient times.

As if I need a reason to buy RC cola besides the fact that I’m broke and it’s the first mixer I see in the liquor store

Ok @ruff pointed out that RC cola isn’t even fucking verified and that’s honestly such an aesthetically on brand move for them