i'll laugh until my head comes off

Lovely pair of cameo earrings. Amicable price. Only one other person appears to have put in any bids on them. I put in a bid—an extreme lowball by the standards of what these earrings are made of, might I add—and all is well. The auction ends in around 4 hours, and since last night when I bid, nobody else has. I am winning.

Except, you see, for a couple of small matters. Firstly, I paid for a driving course I since asked to be refunded, since they had no availability during my available months. Refunds process in up to 14 business days. It has been one. And then, a bracelet I ordered nearly a week ago got inspected by customs, and I had to pay mad duties on it, today, for it to be released to keep shipping. One more significant charge came in that I finally found a gold book locket that I like, half the price of the others I saw of a similar composition, and I've wanted a nice looking book pendant for reasons obvious to a person in the know.

My bank emails. You're almost sitting on your credit card limit, buster. (Read: and if you plan on winning those cameo earrings, you'd better sort your shit out fast.)

I go to the bank. I go to the teller. Processing is faster at the teller than at the ATM. I pay most of my credit card balance. "Will this process today?" No. It is not a business day.

Lovely pair of cameo earrings. Amicable price. Only one other person appears to have put in any bids on them. I put in a bid—an extreme lowball by the standards of what these earrings are made of, might I add—and all is well. The auction ends in around 4 hours, and since last night when I bid, nobody else has. I am winning.

Except, you see, for a couple of small matters. Firstly, I paid for a driving course I since asked to be refunded, since they had no availability during my available months. Refunds process in up to 14 business days. It has been one. And then, a bracelet I ordered nearly a week ago got inspected by customs, and I had to pay mad duties on it, today, for it to be released to keep shipping. One more significant charge came in that I finally found a gold book locket that I like, half the price of the others I saw of a similar composition, and I've wanted a nice looking book pendant for reasons obvious to a person in the know.

My bank emails. You're almost sitting on your credit card limit, buster. (Read: and if you plan on winning those cameo earrings, you'd better sort your shit out fast.)

I go to the bank. I go to the teller. Processing is faster at the teller than at the ATM. I pay most of my credit card balance. "Will this process today?" No. It is not a business day.

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* originally by AC/DC