uhh...strontium, barium, vibranium.

I got drunk and I just want y’all to know. It is NEVER okay to like someone. Like Romantically

im trying to clean out my school binders and i dont know why but every time i go to throw away schoolwork i always hesitate. ‘what if i want to use this for studying later’ says i, the dumbass, who has not studied, for a single thing, in my entire goddamn life

Season 3 Lydia asking for death anytime she faces a slight inconvenience is honestly such a mood

Need this.

Of course

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

ENERGY

i laughed so hard just now that i spit on myself oh mmy god

I believe in You, America ;)

ok but what if you married whomever was on your *phone* background

i’m married to an Octoling Guy……

Either all four members of Queen or Shawn Mendes there is no in between

y’all I just woke up from a vivid dream where I was hanging out with @stephie-senpai and idk maybe ben or someone else and we’re in disneyland. apparently it was a universe where tom holland was a fashion icon because we met a tom lookalike and he’s wearing a black chiffon shirt with golden stars on it and i asked him where did he get that shirt and he said “that’s the one tom bought!” i was like “but isn’t it like $2000?? holy shit” and steph said “I have one too but it’s cheaper I can’t get the real one it’s too expensive but I love it so much” then the tom lookalike told us he’s gonna buy all the outfits that tom had bought so now he’s gonna shop in disney. I said “wait…. they sell tom’s clothes in disney?” he’s like “of course they do! he’s a marvel star duh” I woke up nearly scream

ACQHUWBWJWLSLSNSKSJK IM CRYING SHU WHAT A DREAM. i’m dying cuz trying to buy cheap versions of tom’s outfits is something i would totally do 😂 ilysm shu ahahaha this made my day

reblog if u are currently A Mess

for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive