i love dominant men but at the same time if a man tells me what to do i’ll bodyslam him

*grabs my mans ass* who u getting thick for

*grabs own ass* cause i’m getting thick for myself

Whoa.

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

That’s fucking brilliant.

don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me 

BLESS YOU I LOVE YOU OH MY GODS I’VE NEEDED THIS

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?

“Haters and losers” wtf. He’s like a middle school kid with a twitter account.

don’t continue to ruin yourself because someone else hurt you