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American toad (Anaxyrus americanus)

that’s my baby Hippolyta!

Pros -chubby orbs -small faces -love to burrow in the dirt Cons -hard to find as pets -sometimes they’re all the way in the soil and you can’t find them -its really hard to find their poops

Pacman frog (genus Ceratophrys)

him

Pros -lots of colors -very common -get pretty big Cons -eat other frogs -don’t have a neck haha no neck boy -bitey sometimes

African dwarf frog (Hymenochirus boettgeri)

this man

Pros -look ridiculous -gregarious af -little Cons -can be asymptomatic carriers of chytrid -aquatic so no hold -a little too ridiculous

Tomato frog (Dyscophus guineti)

a smug fruit boy

Pros -look like fruit -always kinda look like they farted really loudly and dont want ppl to know it was them -stance Cons -actually the false tomato frog, true tomato frogs aren’t in pet trade -no one breeds them which makes me so sad -they look like great pillows but theyre frogs and not pillows

White’s tree frog (Litoria caerulea)

her name is Jean

Pros -sticky -really have that stereotypical frog shape from cartoons and stuff -it doesnt hurt when they bite Cons -kinda basic and they know it, theyre smug :/ -sometimes bite each other cuz theyre bad at eating food -they dont live in the dirt like other self respecting toads and frogs

Oriental fire belly toad (Bombina orientalis)

its my Sparky son

Pros -semi aquatic -extremely little!! -orange belly Cons -very bad at mating, sometimes drown each other -can’t hold these boys, they jumpy -always try to eat the tongs!!!! its not food!!

Pixie frog (Pyxicephalus adspersus)

petulant!

Pros -so very big -tenacious -hold him like a baby Cons -heavy -will eat ur shoe if you give it access -you can’t train them to come when called. i just think a recall trained frog would be neat.

Dyeing dart frog (Dendrobates tinctorius)

this friend