The Possum Queen

do not go gentle into that good night

be a bit of a bitch about it

when i go in a room and forget what i needed i become a point and click protagonist. [water bottle?] that’s not helpful right now. [socks?] i don’t know what to do with that. [charger?] that’s not helpful right now. [scissors?] i can’t do anything with that. [water bottle?] that’s not helpful right now. [lone paperclip?] that’s not helpful right now. [water bottle?]

just found out I’m an American horse pirate

just ate a pear so fragrant and luscious it reinforced my belief in a loving god

a customer today looked at me, said “y’know? i think you’ll appreciate this,” and pulled his shirt down to show me his supernatural tattoo. calling me a slur would’ve been easier

This, too, is yuri

Is there a reversed version of this I can use to tell my lesbian friends I think they’re a bad fit?

i've never actually watched a full episode of house md, but based on what i have seen in clips, i fully believe this happened